move to a different spot? what the hell.

Can you sit somewhere else?

So sit somewhere else...

Maybe you could ask your boss or manager if it would be possible for you to have your seat moved.

Wear earplugs? And a noseclip should help, too. You won't taste anything, but that's better than having everything taste like shit.

Am I correct in assuming you've already patented this incredibly specific dieting method? I can't imagine you'd just tell us all your secret for free.

Sit somewhere else?

Oh no, better have the bathrooms moved then, what an inconvenience. That was sarcasm by the way.

Does your work not have a kitchen/break room?

"is work day" code for another day in prison? ...because I'm not really sure why you would HAVE to sit near a toilet that colleagues would use and you hear /everything/ unless it's like a prison cell w/ cellmates. Otherwise, dear lawd, is your butt glued to that seat permanently? just move yer arse away from the bathroom. I'm genuinely curious why you didn't do that? and why would you purposefully sit right next to the bathroom. Even on my most anti-social days, I'd eat in a crowded room (even if kids are inclided) than sit right by the fucking bathroom. that's narsty!