TW: Gross

By mpfrost153 - 01/11/2021 12:00 - United States

Today, as if having diarrhea at work wasn’t bad enough, my office’s aggressively flushing toilet sprayed me with my own liquid shit. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 017
You deserved it 95

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It's just fighting back.

Protip for taking shits in public with those aggressive automatic flushers: Lay a piece of toilet paper over the sensor. No matter how much you move, the sensor is “looking” at the toilet paper and doesn’t see you. So you can comfortably wipe your ass without having to worry about a tsunami of liquid sewage giving you a surprise enema. You’re welcome, and good luck!

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It's just fighting back.

Protip for taking shits in public with those aggressive automatic flushers: Lay a piece of toilet paper over the sensor. No matter how much you move, the sensor is “looking” at the toilet paper and doesn’t see you. So you can comfortably wipe your ass without having to worry about a tsunami of liquid sewage giving you a surprise enema. You’re welcome, and good luck!

Some of the sensors are built into the wall :(

Thank you! I'm gonna tape those f**** sensors!

Unfortunately, bad sh*t happens to good people.