TW: Gross

By mpfrost153 - 01/11/2021 12:00 - United States

Today, as if having diarrhea at work wasn’t bad enough, my office’s aggressively flushing toilet sprayed me with my own liquid shit. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 125
You deserved it 119

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Marcella1016 31

Protip for taking ***** in public with those aggressive automatic flushers: Lay a piece of toilet paper over the sensor. No matter how much you move, the sensor is “looking” at the toilet paper and doesn’t see you. So you can comfortably wipe your ass without having to worry about a tsunami of liquid sewage giving you a surprise enema. You’re welcome, and good luck!

Comments

Marcella1016 31

Protip for taking ***** in public with those aggressive automatic flushers: Lay a piece of toilet paper over the sensor. No matter how much you move, the sensor is “looking” at the toilet paper and doesn’t see you. So you can comfortably wipe your ass without having to worry about a tsunami of liquid sewage giving you a surprise enema. You’re welcome, and good luck!

debbyman13 21

Some of the sensors are built into the wall :(

Thank you! I'm gonna tape those f**** sensors!

And1 12

Unfortunately, bad sh*t happens to good people.