Work: Today, like every day, I walked into my office and was greeted...

By lpspann87 - 24/09/2011 21:34 - United States

Today, like every day, I walked into my office and was greeted by the smell of shit wafting through the air. My lactose intolerant, diabetic coworker won't stop eating Whataburger and milkshakes for breakfast, no matter what his body tells him. FML

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By Brendan - 19/02/2011 21:23 - Canada

Today, while on lunch break, my fat, old co-worker walked into the break-room. I managed to block out his perverted heavy breathing, but had to leave when he began emitting a terrible odor that smelled like cheesy, sweaty molding feet. I barely held onto my lunch. FML

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By mpfrost153 - 01/11/2021 12:00 - United States

Today, as if having diarrhea at work wasn’t bad enough, my office’s aggressively flushing toilet sprayed me with my own liquid shit. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2014 22:46 - United Kingdom - Preston

Today, I had an upset stomach all day at work. When lunch break came, I rushed to the bathroom. Just as I turned into an unstoppable human whoopie cushion, a co-worker walked in. He heard the entire arse symphony, and just asked, "What the fuck, dude?!" as he left. FML

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By it hurts!! - 29/05/2023 21:00 - United States

Today, I double checked with the barista to make sure my latte had soy milk. After a few sips, I could tell it wasn’t but it was too late. I’m so sensitive to dairy, I spent the rest of my work day trying to stifle the gut busting cramps and noxious fumes. I had a meeting I couldn’t reschedule. FML

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By joshua - 06/08/2011 00:18 - United States

Today, I started work at my new job. I was excited to have been given an office of my own, but shortly after sitting down at my desk, the door across the hall opened and an unspeakably murderous stench that could've curdled milk seeped in. My office is opposite the men's room. Great. FML

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By gassy - 15/07/2015 11:15 - United States - Winter Garden

Today, whilst still trying to potty train my puppy and keep her from both peeing and pooping in the house, my lactose intolerance kicked in full fledge. Every time I pass gas, she smells poop and believes it's okay to immediately drop a deuce on the carpet. FML

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By Stinkbomber - 24/02/2017 14:00 - United States - Woonsocket

Today, at work, our grease traps were getting cleaned out. My desk is right next to the vent for outside air, and veryone thought I crapped myself and wouldn't go near me. FML

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By Ammile - 25/12/2018 04:00

Today I had a customer come into my office smelling like feces, urine and body odor. I tried not to get sick to my stomach but failed miserably. I threw up in my trash can in front of him. It now smells like feces, urine, body odor and vomit in here. FML

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By Anon - 20/01/2017 22:00

Today, as any other work day, I sat down for lunch. Unfortunately, the door to the toilet is right next to where I sit. Every time a colleague uses the toilet, I hear everything, which puts me off my lunch. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 21:34 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML

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Sunday 25 September 2011 1:59

Shove a cork up his ass.

heavymetalman1 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 1:59

Sounds kinda shitty...sorry op

Comments

jneville 5

Sunday 25 September 2011 3:26

Is Whataburger only in Alabama?

Snookie85 19

Sunday 25 September 2011 4:30

Nah, its everywhere

ikickgingers 15

Sunday 25 September 2011 4:47

Note to self; Everywhere does not include new york.

vince4895 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 10:06

It originated in Texas, and has spread to a few surrounding states.

JeremesGirl521 0

Monday 26 September 2011 6:08

Or Wyoming or Nebraska or Nevada or Alaska ha

kduubb 7

Sunday 25 September 2011 3:27

i think yu need to find another job, instead of putting up with tht shit.

xXxXxMasonxXxXx 7

Sunday 25 September 2011 3:32

Wait till the Grease from the burgers clogs up his arteries and he drops dead :D

zumizumi 2

Sunday 25 September 2011 3:34

Don't spose he's looking for a girlfriend? Have a flatmate with IBS & Lactose intolerance that lives on soda and Mac & Cheese...

KhronicSmoke 2

Sunday 25 September 2011 3:53

I feel sorry for you OP, whataburger SUCKS

erikashmerika9 5

Sunday 25 September 2011 3:55

i, myself, am lactose intolerant. what you should do is buy your coworker of Lactaid. they are pills that you take right before you have any form of dairy. and tell them if they want to eat such things, to take a lactaid with it so the rest of you don't have to suffer the horrific smells.

Silverstar95 5

Sunday 25 September 2011 3:57

Whataburger??? Nvr hrd of tht ever before this.

KhronicSmoke 2

Sunday 25 September 2011 4:03

Don't worry about it, that place is crap, possibly why Op smells like crap

CrazyManNo9 29

Sunday 25 September 2011 4:06

Hey, this isn't Twitter. You are allowed to use all the vowels. They are AEIOUY. Try them out some time so that people can actually understand what you are saying....? On second thought, don't, it can't be worth our time.