Miscellaneous: Today, I was over at a friend's place until very late. He had...

By doneanddone - 28/02/2009 17:33 - United States

Today, I was over at a friend's place until very late. He had stolen my keys as a joke at some point, but by the time I noticed, he was too drunk to remember where he'd hidden them. FML

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By strandedguest - 30/09/2010 06:51 - United States

Today, while my friend and I signed the guest-book at a wedding, the drunk guy at our table stole my friend's painkillers and car keys before getting into a cab. Didn't need the painkillers, definitely needed the keys. FML

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By anonymous - 22/12/2017 15:00

Today, I took the bus home after visiting a friend. Standing in front of my house, I realized that I had forgotten my keys. They were still in my car, which I had parked at my friend's place and forgotten. FML

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By Sebastian20 - 08/05/2013 11:05 - Netherlands - Groningen

Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up handcuffed to my bed. My friends who are responsible for this think it's hilarious and claimed not to remember where they put the keys. They took pictures, then left. FML

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By yuuupyup - 18/04/2012 00:55 - United States - Somerset

Today, while driving home, I realized I forgot my house key. Luckily, when I arrived home, someone had already broken into my house. Guess I didn't need the key. FML

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Party girl

By Abby - 11/11/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I got wasted at a party and went out to my car to get something. I went back to the house and realized I got locked out. After knocking on the door, ringing the doorbell, and shouting "LET ME INNNN" my friend called and asked where I was. That's when I realized I was at the wrong house. FML

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Drunken antics

By DevilsTemptation - 29/08/2019 02:01 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, my dad got extremely drunk, so I took away his car keys and left on foot. When I came back, I saw that he had broken down my door. Now my dad is mad at me for not giving him the keys when he was drunk, and I'm door-less. FML

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By FailedEngineer - 20/10/2009 21:31 - Australia

Today, I lost my house keys while staggering home drunk, so I decided to climb through an opened window and promptly went to bed. Twenty minutes later the police wake me up while attempting to search my place. The neighbors thought I was a burglar and called the cops. FML

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The key to happiness

By Luke - 25/07/2010 22:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was helping a friend move. Before we arrived, he put his key on my key ring to keep it safe. When we got there, he promptly shoved my front door key into the lock and snapped it clean off. Not only can we not get into his house, but now I can't get back into mine. FML

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By me - 20/12/2010 02:26 - Bulgaria

Today, my roommate asked me to lock the door as we left our place. I told her to use my keys, because my hands were full. Afterwards, she and her boyfriend set off out of town for the next couple of days. She forgot to give me back my keys. FML

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By crap - 19/06/2009 17:34 - United States

Today, I woke up extremely hungover. I couldn't find my car keys so I went out to my car to see if I had locked them inside. I walked back to the door of my apartment barefoot and empty handed, only to find that I had locked myself out of the apartment. FML

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allie2590 31

Sunday 1 March 2009 2:06

That sucks. Watch your keys around drunk people, I guess.

Aviva1313 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 8:12

sounds like maybe he forgot on purpose somebody likes you and wanted you to stay over

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allie2590 31

Sunday 1 March 2009 2:06

That sucks. Watch your keys around drunk people, I guess.

Rach_Rach 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 2:59

Haha, this sorta thing happened to me only someone who was drinking put my phone in his safe. :( Luckily i convinced him to get it out before he was smashed.

Lou_Briccant 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 4:47

Hey #5, since you're the genius here, find the part in this FML where it says the OP was drinking.

Seegtease 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 6:25

...So?

MissSarcasm01 18

Sunday 12 January 2014 19:48

So she couldn't get home

Blind_Ninja 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 8:12

This reminds me of this one time my friend and I were drinking at my house. The both of us were really, really drunk. Something triggered in his head and a good night of drinking turned into him being emotional; both sad and angry. It got to the point where he was so mad that he just wanted to go home. Well, only problem was he couldn't find his keys... so he breaks his own car window with a big rock. Still couldn't find his keys.