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That sucks. Watch your keys around drunk people, I guess.
Hey #5, since you're the genius here, find the part in this FML where it says the OP was drinking.
...So?
So she couldn't get home
This reminds me of this one time my friend and I were drinking at my house. The both of us were really, really drunk. Something triggered in his head and a good night of drinking turned into him being emotional; both sad and angry. It got to the point where he was so mad that he just wanted to go home. Well, only problem was he couldn't find his keys... so he breaks his own car window with a big rock. Still couldn't find his keys.
sounds like maybe he forgot on purpose somebody likes you and wanted you to stay over
So i was there that night. The OP never found his keys. And no, no one was driving. We live in a city
That sux. Next time keep them out of reach
ever seen beerfest? get him really drunk again and see if he remembers where he put em!
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That sucks. Watch your keys around drunk people, I guess.
sounds like maybe he forgot on purpose somebody likes you and wanted you to stay over