By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 20:50 - United States - Winsted

Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting 3 hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
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I feel like you may deserve this for not checking your bag throughly

Every person has had their fair share of brain fart moments.. It's alright OP! More like fuck your mom's life..

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I feel like you may deserve this for not checking your bag throughly

Especially after three hours.. My purse would have been inside-out.

How many of you have dumped the purse out multiple times and like the 4th try what you were looking for magically appears. YDI on this one. Triple check the purse, any woman knows it's like a black hole that eats things...

You deserve this though.

I think everyone has done this at some point in their lives.

Not men 90% of us don't use purses/handbags (not meant to be sexist).

No, because I'm not an idiot.

What made you think you locked them in your car, exactly?

Every person has had their fair share of brain fart moments.. It's alright OP! More like fuck your mom's life..

The part "mom's life" in your message was not seen by me due to the thumb up logo which was over it. I first understood your message in a much different manner. More “brain fart” spotted.

You should be more careful. Its no use posting FMLs in which you have been careless as shit.

Maybe you should actually check your bag next time before assuming you locked them in your car. YDI

3 hours OP? The first rule of a thorough bag search is finding a wide, level surface and just dump everything on there. Then sift through the items and place them back in the bag. Works every time if the item is in there to begin with.

Keyception, the film.

A key within a key? That would be weird. But the FML was a key within a purse, so not really applicable.

Seems to me like you are a but stressed if you miss something so obvious. Take a deep breath and relax OP.