Today, it was the first time my boyfriend saw me naked. He grabbed my breasts and began to sing, "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts." He's 22. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. We all looked together at family photos on the computer. The first picture was a close up of my mother, bare breasts in full view. FML
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
Today, I got undressed in front of my boyfriend for the first time. His reaction? "You're chubbier than I expected." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML
Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I saw each other naked for the first time. She said my balls looked like little acorns. FML
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hockeyhouse 5
Boys are men from the day they're born, and men are boys until the day they die.
Cuc_fml 0
that's kinda funny I'm sorry
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Comments (161)
kiljoi 0
he prolly feels really comfortable w you. you could tell him it kills the mood eventho you appreciate his sense of humor
babydoll29 0
sounds like he a little immature but at least u got the size of coconuts!! that wouldn't affend me or isn't a fml!! I got small ones it's sucks!!
AnthonyD86 0
hmmm. sense of humor gone? Just tell him you didn't like him doing that. you will never have to worry about it again cause if he has any brains he will break up with you.
ambermcnulty 0
I thought it was funny. Idk why I posted it on fml. It's more of an lol.
chocodrop100 0
YAY! u guys! she thought it was FUNNY!
LemonStarship 5
Hooray for coconuts!
GriefBacon 0
That would be typical 22 year old man behavior though. This isn't really an FML. My 30 year old husband does stuff like that, and it's just funny.
iheartjustinsane 0
Why is this an FML?
jessicams 0
My husband does something along the same line as that every time he sees my boobs. You got to just get used to it
captainmaharet 1
You too? Except mine's 27.
Namenlos_fml 20
Get a sense of humor.
gtridr 1
your bf is pure win