By ambermcnulty - 05/01/2010 02:27 - France

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Today, it was the first time my boyfriend saw me naked. He grabbed my breasts and began to sing, "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts." He's 22. FML
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hockeyhouse 5

Boys are men from the day they're born, and men are boys until the day they die.

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raejackie 0

I would have laughed .

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aj_dj_rm 0

Tell him to pour some coconut milk on them :P

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guckylynn 19

This really isn't a big deal. It's fun to be playful, so stop being so serious. Guys like girls who know how to relax and have fun, rather than being uptight about everything. Get the sand out of your ****** and enjoy life.

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Soybean254 0

well said #24 lol this made me laugh

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Playdate 0

That so made my day!! Thank you!! But sorry for you anyways

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racherose 0

"get the sand out of your ******" XDDD

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snafu57 1

he just wrote and said, "PLEASE take the sand out! " then he started singing "Beach Baby "

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JManHobbs 0

lol, that's awesome. He has a sense of humour, big deal.

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Mx_Rider 6

lmfao sand in your ****** ftw :)

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perdix 29

Yuck, you mean your **** are hard and hairy? You should be happy that he didn't start singing the California Raisins song.

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perdix 29

I'm glad you did, HarperGirl. That one was for you, then!

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HarperGirl 4

i didn't get teh raison as much as i did the other but i thought it was hilarious

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