Today, it was the first time my boyfriend saw me naked. He grabbed my breasts and began to sing, "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts." He's 22. FML
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Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. We all looked together at family photos on the computer. The first picture was a close up of my mother, bare breasts in full view. FML
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
Today, I got undressed in front of my boyfriend for the first time. His reaction? "You're chubbier than I expected." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML
Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I saw each other naked for the first time. She said my balls looked like little acorns. FML
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hockeyhouse 5
Boys are men from the day they're born, and men are boys until the day they die.
Cuc_fml 0
that's kinda funny I'm sorry
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Comments (161)
raejackie 0
I would have laughed .
aj_dj_rm 0
Tell him to pour some coconut milk on them :P
guckylynn 19
This really isn't a big deal. It's fun to be playful, so stop being so serious. Guys like girls who know how to relax and have fun, rather than being uptight about everything. Get the sand out of your ****** and enjoy life.
theFullmonty1394 4
couldnt have said it better my self XD
Soybean254 0
well said #24 lol this made me laugh
Playdate 0
That so made my day!! Thank you!! But sorry for you anyways
racherose 0
"get the sand out of your ******" XDDD
snafu57 1
he just wrote and said, "PLEASE take the sand out! " then he started singing "Beach Baby "
JManHobbs 0
lol, that's awesome. He has a sense of humour, big deal.
Mx_Rider 6
lmfao sand in your ****** ftw :)
perdix 31
Yuck, you mean your **** are hard and hairy? You should be happy that he didn't start singing the California Raisins song.
HarperGirl 4
lol did nobody else get that?
perdix 31
I'm glad you did, HarperGirl. That one was for you, then!
HarperGirl 4
i didn't get teh raison as much as i did the other but i thought it was hilarious