Today, it was the first time my boyfriend saw me naked. He grabbed my breasts and began to sing, "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts." He's 22. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. We all looked together at family photos on the computer. The first picture was a close up of my mother, bare breasts in full view. FML
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
Today, I got undressed in front of my boyfriend for the first time. His reaction? "You're chubbier than I expected." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML
Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I saw each other naked for the first time. She said my balls looked like little acorns. FML
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hockeyhouse 5
Boys are men from the day they're born, and men are boys until the day they die.
Cuc_fml 0
that's kinda funny I'm sorry
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Comments (161)
the_sodomizer 0
someones panties are in a bunch
cel123456789 0
this is no fml, this is a win
malcomx_fml 0
hahahah this does not qualify as an fml
sparxva 12
Eh, that's about right for a 22 year old. Not an FML, just an unrealistuc expectation on your part.
ambermcnulty 0
hahaha it's not really an fml I thought it was hilarious
ragingflame 0
xD look at 34's comment
cgrazianoxo 0
there was another fml similar . actually the same except a diff song? explain . ryu lying?
valooory 0
lmfao.. omg hahaa this just made my day ! It's just funny how you try to imagine it being sung ha !
Megantilby 0
good gob to him!!!
tightshot 0
hahahahah funny as shit... you should have had hot sweaty sex with him to thank him for a good sence of humor