Today, it was the first time my boyfriend saw me naked. He grabbed my breasts and began to sing, "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts." He's 22. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. We all looked together at family photos on the computer. The first picture was a close up of my mother, bare breasts in full view. FML
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
Today, I got undressed in front of my boyfriend for the first time. His reaction? "You're chubbier than I expected." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML
Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I saw each other naked for the first time. She said my balls looked like little acorns. FML
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hockeyhouse 5
Boys are men from the day they're born, and men are boys until the day they die.
Cuc_fml 0
that's kinda funny I'm sorry
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g3rusz 6
"Today, my 22 years old BF acted a bit immature. Just like ~99% of 22 years old male humans do sometimes. FML" I don't get it, OP, what's the big deal?
13__Loki__13 1
You should really get that stick removed from your ass. This isn't an FML or a big deal
Reality_bites 14
Well at least he thinks your boobs are lovely. He could have substituted the word lovely for something else, like for example droopy. OP, take the compliment rather than being upset about it. Its funny. Your boy has an awesome sense of humour. And The Lion King is an awesome moviebroadway show.
Thund3rStruck_fml 0
You have big boobs. Yeah, your life is just horrible. (rolls eyes)
extinct_fizz 0
Ahhh, OP is a whiny butt.
Ripunzel 0
lol why is it a fyl? he's a guy with a sence of humor, annd acts like a guy you should be happy he doesn't act afraid of them lol
FD929 0
We never grow up, our toys just get bigger.
jherr_bearr 0
that's awesome, u should be thankful.
JasmineLovesJam 3
owhhh good thats soo funnny... i dont understand how you didnt laugh! lol i would be in hysterics if my BF did that =]=]
mtc4ever 0
at least he's lovin them lol