Today, it was the first time my boyfriend saw me naked. He grabbed my breasts and began to sing, "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts." He's 22. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. We all looked together at family photos on the computer. The first picture was a close up of my mother, bare breasts in full view. FML
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
Today, I got undressed in front of my boyfriend for the first time. His reaction? "You're chubbier than I expected." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML
Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I saw each other naked for the first time. She said my balls looked like little acorns. FML
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hockeyhouse 5
Boys are men from the day they're born, and men are boys until the day they die.
Cuc_fml 0
that's kinda funny I'm sorry
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Comments (161)
dannyboy66 7
my gf laughed her ass off at this
bowtheboo 0
you should have put this on MLIA
nuchey 0
how is this an fml?
electricthunder 0
thats ******* awesome and really hot.. whyre ya complaining?!??!
blurgmine_fml 0
hahaha lucky guy he was happy so what we or all guys do stupid stuff when happy or excited
ashlea925 0
take a joke. that was cute.:D
i_am_fml_god 1
I wish I was your boyfriend right at that moment.
Laughin_Yhan 0
Aww that's cute. At least your bf doesn't stand behind you in the mirror and shake you to make them jiggle in a circular motion and giggle like an idiot. Boobies are a theme park ride for men.
Spac3Ghost 0
looks like this is a YDI for being so "unplayful" haha!! and the "take the sand out your ******" comment is getting more attention than the Original Post!!! hahaha!!! i think this is more of a "Your life is average" blog =) but very funny none the less =) boyfriend rocks!!!! =P
keywestlov 0
isnt that the song ZaZu sings in the lion king when he is trapped by Scar? i think so.