Observational comedy

By JackOLantern2099 - 17/12/2019 18:00

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I saw each other naked for the first time. She said my balls looked like little acorns. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 527
You deserved it 363

Same thing different taste

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You guys need to work on your dirty talk. Telling her that her ****** looks like raw bacon wouldn't be good, either.

That's why they're called your "nuts". Now let's see those cute stuffed squirrel cheeks.

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You guys need to work on your dirty talk. Telling her that her ****** looks like raw bacon wouldn't be good, either.

manb91gb 15

Are you guys twelve or something??

That's why they're called your "nuts". Now let's see those cute stuffed squirrel cheeks.

So what is so bad about that? At least she didn't say that your penis looks like an acorn.