Today, it was the first time my boyfriend saw me naked. He grabbed my breasts and began to sing, "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts." He's 22. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. We all looked together at family photos on the computer. The first picture was a close up of my mother, bare breasts in full view. FML
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
Today, I got undressed in front of my boyfriend for the first time. His reaction? "You're chubbier than I expected." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML
Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I saw each other naked for the first time. She said my balls looked like little acorns. FML
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hockeyhouse 5
Boys are men from the day they're born, and men are boys until the day they die.
Cuc_fml 0
that's kinda funny I'm sorry
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Comments (161)
nood_fml 0
I would soo do that :P
LiveAndLetDie17 0
that's something I would do to my. gf too
enough4 0
Your life is indeed ******, OP. I wish there was something you could do about this tragedy, but there just isn't. Time to put a shotgun under your chin and pull the trigger. It's the only way out of this hellish nightmare your life has become.
Urbanchiller 0
What a shitty sarcasm.
SweetestSin 4
LMFAO that's hilarious, my husband does the same thing except he doesn't sing about coconuts he makes the motor boat sound and then makes up boobies songs, honestly its quite hilarious and he will be 30 this year, OP embrace it, it's nothing to be embarrassed or ashamed about laugh about it and be thankful he is still into you a lot of women still wished theirspecial others touched them
Cartain 0
FYL. Because that would totally be normal if he were 40.
est1994 0
not even a big deal. if you've got breasts the size of coconuts, you should be thanking god instead of complaining about your boyfriend. anyone would of done that.
gangstahjennstah 0
that's not even a fml. it's hilarious. hahaha.
xEvAnEsCeNcEx 0
ur bf is awesome! i agree wit u,
jamie_leeann23 0
hahaha that's cool, be nice to him and make some awesome song about his balls. do it.
ditdotditdot 0
how is this a fml?