Miscellaneous: Slippery

Slippery

By Dana - 29/01/2010 18:59 - United States

Today, it was very windy and snowy and the neighborhood's garbage cans were blowing everywhere. I had already brought mine in and I saw my neighbor's being blown away. Thinking I'd be nice, I went out to pick it up. Just before I could however, the wind smashed it into me and I fell on the ice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 100

You deserved it 3 205

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By trashcanned - 06/04/2009 11:47 - United States

Today, it was really windy and rainy causing me to trip and knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself, I apologized and patted the kid on its head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn and look at the kid, and discover I've been interacting with a trash can. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 760

You deserved it 52 209

By leaf hater - 17/11/2011 12:43 - United States

Today, my elderly neighbor used his snowblower to send all of the fallen leaves in his yard into mine, which I'd raked earlier that morning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 946

You deserved it 2 367

By rholt - 14/01/2014 06:48 - United States - Baldwin City

Today, as I was taking out the trash, I spotted my cute neighbor doing the same. In a rush to get out before he went back inside, I slipped on my iced-over porch. I passed out and woke up with a note on my chest saying, "I unlocked your door but you were too heavy to drag inside". FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 457

You deserved it 8 082

By lolographic24 - 13/02/2010 13:44 - Norway

Today, it was my turn to take out the trash. While walking to the dumpster, I slip and fall. It doesn't really hurt, so I get up and go to the dumpster, but the top is frozen stuck. It won't budge. Then I really pull with a lot of force, and the lid swings open and busts my nose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 325

You deserved it 4 132

Cartoonish

By You knock me off my feet - 13/04/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, it's so windy, I actually fell over and nearly flew into the street the moment I walked outside. FML

I agree, your life sucks 619

You deserved it 137

By Snowman - 24/01/2016 22:21 - United States - Harrisonburg

Today, I was shovelling snow out of my driveway and broke my shovel. So I tried cleaning the driveway with a garbage lid. That broke too. Now I'm out snow shovel, AND a garbage lid. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 884

You deserved it 4 803

By MasterWong - 20/06/2018 19:00

Today, I opened my blinds to see the front yard littered with trash. My neighbor's cat ripped our trash bags open and smeared them all over the lawn. Since it was my turn to take out the trash this week, my family decided I would be the one cleaning up too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 519

You deserved it 329

Balls

By onehitwonder - 10/02/2011 07:26

Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 881

You deserved it 3 793

By snowball - 29/12/2010 23:32 - Switzerland

Today, as I left my house, the front door slammed shut behind me, causing an entire roof-length of snow to slide over the edge and land directly on my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 134

You deserved it 5 767

By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 09:34 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 388

You deserved it 3 036

swaneh 0

Friday 29 January 2010 23:46

I love how the idiots on here look for just about any reason to say YDI. ;)

Nic_hole 0

Friday 29 January 2010 23:48

awee you didn't deserve that!!

Comments

relyo 0

Friday 29 January 2010 23:18

That'll show you. YDI

MetroidSlayer01 8

Friday 29 January 2010 23:50

That'll snow you ;)

mfmylifesrsly 29

Saturday 30 January 2010 1:34

what exactly will that show her? that it's wrong to do a good deed?

Poke_Her_Face_fml 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 6:59

@#11 wowww..

Eviktion 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 21:20

stfu bitch, she was trying to be nice, here in ny we get some pretty crazy storms

ShananaginsLOL 13

Tuesday 29 January 2013 6:40

Wtf? Is ur problemo?

lulu256 0

Friday 29 January 2010 23:20

FYL maaaan D:

lolzboy 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 1:35

hoot im just saying.

singer4life666 0

Friday 29 January 2010 23:21

No good deed goes unpunished.

FernandoTorres_fml 0

Friday 29 January 2010 23:56

Exactly. You know what you're talking about.

tb15 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 4:36

That seems to be a common FML theme. some other common themes are... Crazy b#*@h meets karma Jack@ss meets karma ridiculous boyfriend/ girlfriend getting called either fat or ugly It's nice to see a totally undeserved FML

pipp360 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 6:43

**** u 3

caboose626 0

Friday 29 January 2010 23:21

4th?

fkdUPbruhz 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 15:13

Fop, grow a dik u tool haha who givs a fk about apostrophes! Meejee, well played my frend, well played. . . But bad luck about the trash smashing u and all that's just plain unlucky