Today, it was snowing. I slipped on the ice and fell in the middle of the road, dislocating my left shoulder and knee. As I was screaming in pain and trying to stand up, two boys on the pavement threw snowballs at me while everyone in the cars just drove around me. FML
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Today, while walking to work, I sneezed so violently that I slipped on a patch of ice and hit the ground hard, badly spraining my shoulder. I lay there in agony as a pair of bystanders just stood there, laughing their asses off. FML
Today, I slid on ice and hit another car while driving to work. My car was totalled, and my leg hurt, while the other car had very little damage. Not two minutes later, the salt truck drove by, spraying the road. FML
Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML
Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML
Today, I went sledding with my friends. I said I was tired and didn't want to go, but they press-ganged me into it. I ended up sledding right into a tree, fracturing my leg, and scraping up my entire face. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML
Today, as I always do when we get a lot of snow, I shovelled the snow off my elderly neighbor’s driveway. I slipped and fell into a snowbank, breaking my collarbone, and she had to call 911 to help me out because I couldn't snow angel my way up. FML
Today, it was very windy and snowy and the neighborhood's garbage cans were blowing everywhere. I had already brought mine in and I saw my neighbor's being blown away. Thinking I'd be nice, I went out to pick it up. Just before I could however, the wind smashed it into me and I fell on the ice. FML
Today, as I was crossing the slush covered street to catch the bus, I slipped and fell right in the middle of the road. A woman in a car rolled down her window. She didn't ask if I was okay but just laughed and took a picture of me covered in cold, wet slush. FML
Today, I braved the winter weather conditions to get to a clinic for a prescription anti-diarrhea medication. When I arrived to find it closed, I turned around to walk to my car where I slipped on the ice. The impact made me simultaneously bruise my elbow and shit myself. FML
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kushi_fml 1
i believe it, ppl are so inconsiderate, just like the ones who are calling fake right now you are probably the same ones who would not help a person in need and u know it if u see someone who needs help, be a HUMAN and HELP THEM. fuken retards.
iambatman123 0
As soon as your shoulder gets better kick the shit out of them :)
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hunterhummell 0
beat them to death and move on
lindsaylikeomg 0
I find this hard to believe. One time I was roller blading on the sidewalk, fell, and lay on the sidewalk for a few seconds before getting up (I wasn't hurt, but my butt was sore) and I wasn't making any noise or screaming in pain. Two or three people stopped their cars, got out, and asked me if I was alright or needed help. And I wasn't even on the road for them to see me, I was on the sidewalk. Then again, I live in Canada. People are generally more considerate here. But still, I find it hard to believe that if the op was screaming in pain that they would be ignored. Even kids know screaming means something is wrong.
Mapholisto 7
My other comment: http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/7183146#c_4801368 It's very possible. When I busted my ankle, everyone in my group just left me. The thought I just twisted my ankle and I'd be fine in a bit. I had to sit there for ten-twenty minutes before someone came back to see if I was okay. And I live in an area where many people are all about service and helping others. It's just that their point of view was obviously different than mine. So, where the OP is, people are likely not as considerate. And kids (especially these days), or teenagers, aren't very considerate of others, and find others' pain to be amusing. And those driving have somewhere to be, and probably think if the person needs help, that someone else will do it. And thus it keeps going.
altaira_fml 0
It's very possible. I had a road accident last month, and actually begged passing motorists to help me. No-one stopped, despite staring at me. I had to crawl out of the road and phone someone for help.
cel123456789 0
#36 what does that have to do with anything?!
FMLfan23 0
you'd think someone would help BAHAHA but I guess instead people would rather throw snowballs!!
snafu57 1
This had to be New York City....
NoteMyGrin 0
Haha, looks like London, actually (a ridiculously 'mean' city).
QWERTYCommander 5
Call the boys' parents, unless they are also uncaring bitches.
phizxe 0
#44 hey!
smallk 0
That must have been some fall. I'm an athletic therapist and I know how shoulder and knee dislocations occur. I'd like to know how you managed to fall in such a way that you would injure both at once. Fake.
Mapholisto 7
My other comment: http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/7183146#c_4801368 This happened to me, just by twisting my ankle. Just because you haven't seen it, doesn't mean it doesn't happen.
monnanon 14
I fell and broke my arm and my ankle at the same time, on different sides of my body. shit can happen. She probably dislocated her knee by twisting her leg on the ice at the start of the fall and dislocated her shoulder on impact.
mylifeiscrazi 1
Yeah, sounds sucky definitely F Ur Life!
Newbie21 1
wow some people in society today just baffle me