Today, it was snowing. I slipped on the ice and fell in the middle of the road, dislocating my left shoulder and knee. As I was screaming in pain and trying to stand up, two boys on the pavement threw snowballs at me while everyone in the cars just drove around me. FML
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Today, while walking to work, I sneezed so violently that I slipped on a patch of ice and hit the ground hard, badly spraining my shoulder. I lay there in agony as a pair of bystanders just stood there, laughing their asses off. FML
Today, I slid on ice and hit another car while driving to work. My car was totalled, and my leg hurt, while the other car had very little damage. Not two minutes later, the salt truck drove by, spraying the road. FML
Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML
Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML
Today, I went sledding with my friends. I said I was tired and didn't want to go, but they press-ganged me into it. I ended up sledding right into a tree, fracturing my leg, and scraping up my entire face. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML
Today, as I always do when we get a lot of snow, I shovelled the snow off my elderly neighbor’s driveway. I slipped and fell into a snowbank, breaking my collarbone, and she had to call 911 to help me out because I couldn't snow angel my way up. FML
Today, it was very windy and snowy and the neighborhood's garbage cans were blowing everywhere. I had already brought mine in and I saw my neighbor's being blown away. Thinking I'd be nice, I went out to pick it up. Just before I could however, the wind smashed it into me and I fell on the ice. FML
Today, as I was crossing the slush covered street to catch the bus, I slipped and fell right in the middle of the road. A woman in a car rolled down her window. She didn't ask if I was okay but just laughed and took a picture of me covered in cold, wet slush. FML
Today, I braved the winter weather conditions to get to a clinic for a prescription anti-diarrhea medication. When I arrived to find it closed, I turned around to walk to my car where I slipped on the ice. The impact made me simultaneously bruise my elbow and shit myself. FML
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kushi_fml 1
i believe it, ppl are so inconsiderate, just like the ones who are calling fake right now you are probably the same ones who would not help a person in need and u know it if u see someone who needs help, be a HUMAN and HELP THEM. fuken retards.
iambatman123 0
As soon as your shoulder gets better kick the shit out of them :)
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wannaberunner 0
Yet another reason to love living in LA!
jawtherian 2
41 did you even read the FML? it says that op was ignored and was treated like a freak. it has a lot to do with it
redxapplexoxo 0
should have been in a movie.
metalbeckie 0
a few years ago i was being beaten up by a group of five girls on my way home from a friends. they fractured my cheek and broke a rib. the attack lasted about 15 minutes. it was on a main roan in rush hour traffic. there where about 50 cars going past at a reasonably slow pace and not one of them stopped. so i totally believe this post is real and wouldn't be surprised if they where from manchester. the asbo culture around england is awful.
trustno1fox 0
YD for being dumb.
TobyFunke 3
no, I'm sorry, this is not true. If you slip on ice, you need to have a one in a million fall while twisting to dislocate your shoulder and your knee. I've taken terrible spills playing basketball where I'm at the height of my jump, get undercut, and end up flipping around and falling flat on a hip or shoulder, without ever breaking a bone or dislocating anything I believe someone fell in the ice and kids threw snowballs but nothing was broken, someone's just a big British pussy embellishing their injuries
loooooooooool_fml 1
Yeah, because shit doesn't happen, rite? Just because you don't dislocate your shoulder or anything else when you fall, doesn't mean that it cannot happen to other people.
Aphroditebla 0
I dislocated my knee while just walking(like you step in a large hole with one leg, you just fall down, cause there is no strenght on your knee) and with going to the toilet, and while turning over in my sleep. So this could have happend. I have had a dislocated knee for 7 times in the last 2 years, I have had surgery, fysiotherapy, and I have to wear a brace around my knee every single day to keep my kneecap from shifting. It is not so lovely to see your lower leg in a very weird position and twisted in a way that is impossibke for a normal person. (BTW: I suffer from weak muscles, so it goes fairly easy shifting my kneecap, and can twist it myself, and mover it up and down from side to side)(no, its no fun)
me5 0
Ouch!
Nixot 0
Chav scum like that should be shot.
jellybrain 0
HAHAHAHA. That'll teach you jaywalker
SilentPenguin 5
It's not illegal here ¬__¬
Thunderbender 2
Ah the human race, what can ya do :)