Health: Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell...

By SqueakingRetard - 17/01/2014 23:28 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML

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By This girl - 19/12/2011 18:01 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 09:34 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML

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By fml - 04/01/2010 03:50 - Canada

Today, I walked to the end of my driveway to pick up the newspaper. I read the front page that was talking about people who have been getting hurt from slipping on ice. Laughing about that thought and walking up my driveway, I slipped. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2015 22:07 - Canada - Brampton

Today, while walking to work, I sneezed so violently that I slipped on a patch of ice and hit the ground hard, badly spraining my shoulder. I lay there in agony as a pair of bystanders just stood there, laughing their asses off. FML

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By WestboroBC - 03/02/2009 22:56 - United States

Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2022 18:00

Today, I slipped and fell on the ice while attending a community event for work. A man came to help me up, and I farted really loudly. FML

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By mus - 23/04/2019 04:00

Today, while walking to my bus stop, I saw a girl slip on black ice, then catch herself, and I laughed because people catching themselves slip are hilarious. I reach the same patch of black ice and go flying, falling on my hip and spilling my coffee all over me. FML

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By anonymous - 16/10/2010 15:18 - Canada

Today, I was walking to school. I started running to catch up with my friend. I yelled her name, and she turned around in time to watch me slip on a sheet of ice, fall face first, and pass out. When she ran to my side, I unconsciously peed on her. FML

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By youlyingjerk - 01/02/2010 02:12 - United States

Today, I slipped on my icy front porch, fell back and hit my head on the step. I tried to get up, but lost my balance and fell halfway into the bush next to the steps. I then looked up to see my very hot, British, Ex-Special Forces next door neighbor laughing so hard he dropped his snow shovel. FML

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By Icy - 27/12/2009 08:43 - United States

Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML

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NoMore_CoolNames 14

Saturday 18 January 2014 5:02

He caught you slippin.

dachayke 16

Saturday 18 January 2014 5:03

And then his car slid into a ditch.

Comments

NoMore_CoolNames 14

Saturday 18 January 2014 5:02

He caught you slippin.

Shabba_13 13

Saturday 18 January 2014 7:49

Bitches be trippin

Ambient25 24

Saturday 18 January 2014 8:57

"I GET KNOCKED DOWN, BUT I GET UP AGAIN, YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN"

HeinrichHimmler 9

Saturday 18 January 2014 10:04

She should drink less often

arodven 18

Saturday 18 January 2014 5:03

The guy was an ass. Don't sweat it.

dachayke 16

Saturday 18 January 2014 5:07

How could she sweat when it's freezing outside?

hickdog 6

Saturday 18 January 2014 6:05

ass + sweat = swass... just sayin'

EternalRest 5

Saturday 18 January 2014 6:18

...just sayin' what?

extrasnipes 22

Saturday 18 January 2014 13:31

no hes an asssssssssss

jsp16 24

Saturday 18 January 2014 23:25

OP's name reminded me of that squeaky voiced teen from the Simpsons. Maybe it was him :O

dachayke 16

Saturday 18 January 2014 5:03

And then his car slid into a ditch.

patchesOhoolihan 12

Saturday 18 January 2014 5:04

Your climbing a slipperly slope

Cadillac4427 8

Saturday 18 January 2014 13:29

well no .....he wasn't on a slope ......

Jared900DUmpling 30

Saturday 18 January 2014 18:27

You're

x3jmac27 22

Saturday 18 January 2014 5:04

Haha OP you just made my day so much better (: and be careful. Don't want to hurt your tail bone

expectcriticism 13

Saturday 18 January 2014 5:06

maybe you should be more careful dumbasss

LeezaIsTheBest 14

Saturday 18 January 2014 11:35

I immediately thought of Red from That 70's Show when reading this comment xD

ironmany_fml 23

Saturday 18 January 2014 21:28

well op has just told us her side of the story.. maybe she was walking with high heels on and slipping or something, which is a pretty dumbass thing to do.. I mean why would the guy call her a dumbass just for falling... we can't make any assumptions without knowing the whole thing...