FML : Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell...

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Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By SqueakingRetard - / Friday 17 January 2014 23:28 / Canada - Barrie

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By NoMore_CoolNames | 14

#5830619 - Saturday 18 January 2014 05:02

He caught you slippin.

By dachayke | 16

#5830624 - Saturday 18 January 2014 05:03

And then his car slid into a ditch.

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By NoMore_CoolNames | 14

#5830619 - Saturday 18 January 2014 05:02

He caught you slippin.

Shabba_13 | 7

#5830809 - Saturday 18 January 2014 07:49

Bitches be trippin

Ambient25 | 24

#5830843 - Saturday 18 January 2014 08:57

"I GET KNOCKED DOWN, BUT I GET UP AGAIN, YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN"

HeinrichHimmler | 9

#5830867 - Saturday 18 January 2014 10:04

She should drink less often

By arodven | 18

#5830623 - Saturday 18 January 2014 05:03

The guy was an ass. Don't sweat it.

dachayke | 16

#5830644 - Saturday 18 January 2014 05:07

How could she sweat when it's freezing outside?

hickdog | 6

#5830722 - Saturday 18 January 2014 06:05

ass + sweat = swass... just sayin'

EternalRest | 5

#5830734 - Saturday 18 January 2014 06:18

...just sayin' what?

extrasnipes | 22

#5830931 - Saturday 18 January 2014 01:31

no hes an asssssssssss

jsp16 | 24

#5831557 - Saturday 18 January 2014 11:25

OP's name reminded me of that squeaky voiced teen from the Simpsons. Maybe it was him :O

By dachayke | 16

#5830624 - Saturday 18 January 2014 05:03

And then his car slid into a ditch.

By patchesOhoolihan | 12

#5830631 - Saturday 18 January 2014 05:04

Your climbing a slipperly slope

Cadillac4427 | 8

#5830926 - Saturday 18 January 2014 01:29

well no .....he wasn't on a slope ......

CamBen_fml | 27

#5831190 - Saturday 18 January 2014 06:27

You're

By x3jmac27 | 22

#5830632 - Saturday 18 January 2014 05:04

Haha OP you just made my day so much better (: and be careful. Don't want to hurt your tail bone

By expectcriticism | 13

#5830639 - Saturday 18 January 2014 05:06

maybe you should be more careful dumbasss

LeezaIsTheBest | 14

#5830890 - Saturday 18 January 2014 11:35

I immediately thought of Red from That 70's Show when reading this comment xD

ironmany_fml | 23

#5831461 - Saturday 18 January 2014 09:28

well op has just told us her side of the story.. maybe she was walking with high heels on and slipping or something, which is a pretty dumbass thing to do.. I mean why would the guy call her a dumbass just for falling... we can't make any assumptions without knowing the whole thing...