Health: Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell... - FML

By SqueakingRetard - 17/01/2014 23:28 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML

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NoMore_CoolNames 14

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Saturday 18 January 2014 5:02

He caught you slippin.

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Saturday 18 January 2014 5:03

And then his car slid into a ditch.

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NoMore_CoolNames 14

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Saturday 18 January 2014 5:02

He caught you slippin.

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Saturday 18 January 2014 7:49

Bitches be trippin

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Saturday 18 January 2014 8:57

"I GET KNOCKED DOWN, BUT I GET UP AGAIN, YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN"

HeinrichHimmler 9

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Saturday 18 January 2014 10:04

She should drink less often

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Saturday 18 January 2014 5:03

The guy was an ass. Don't sweat it.

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Saturday 18 January 2014 5:07

How could she sweat when it's freezing outside?

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Saturday 18 January 2014 6:05

ass + sweat = swass... just sayin'

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Saturday 18 January 2014 6:18

...just sayin' what?

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Saturday 18 January 2014 13:31

no hes an asssssssssss

jsp16 24

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Saturday 18 January 2014 23:25

OP's name reminded me of that squeaky voiced teen from the Simpsons. Maybe it was him :O

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Saturday 18 January 2014 5:03

And then his car slid into a ditch.

patchesOhoolihan 12

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Saturday 18 January 2014 5:04

Your climbing a slipperly slope

Cadillac4427 8

Saturday 18 January 2014 13:29

well no .....he wasn't on a slope ......

Jared900DUmpling 30

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Saturday 18 January 2014 18:27

You're

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Saturday 18 January 2014 5:04

Haha OP you just made my day so much better (: and be careful. Don't want to hurt your tail bone

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Saturday 18 January 2014 5:06

maybe you should be more careful dumbasss

LeezaIsTheBest 14

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Saturday 18 January 2014 11:35

I immediately thought of Red from That 70's Show when reading this comment xD

ironmany_fml 23

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Saturday 18 January 2014 21:28

well op has just told us her side of the story.. maybe she was walking with high heels on and slipping or something, which is a pretty dumbass thing to do.. I mean why would the guy call her a dumbass just for falling... we can't make any assumptions without knowing the whole thing...

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Saturday 18 January 2014 5:07

I hope your back is ok!

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Saturday 18 January 2014 5:17

I hope the ice is ok :(

HeinrichHimmler 9

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Saturday 18 January 2014 10:06

I hope your nails are ok

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Saturday 18 January 2014 5:07

aaa

worldclassrager 39

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Saturday 18 January 2014 5:10

Good Lord I hope you're okay...ice is one slippery slope to injury...

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Saturday 18 January 2014 5:10

As they drove off screaming; Cobra-la-la-la-la!!

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