Miscellaneous: Today, it was snowing. I slipped on the ice and fell in the middle...

By Anonymous - 06/01/2010 21:15 - United Kingdom

Today, it was snowing. I slipped on the ice and fell in the middle of the road, dislocating my left shoulder and knee. As I was screaming in pain and trying to stand up, two boys on the pavement threw snowballs at me while everyone in the cars just drove around me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2015 22:07 - Canada - Brampton

Today, while walking to work, I sneezed so violently that I slipped on a patch of ice and hit the ground hard, badly spraining my shoulder. I lay there in agony as a pair of bystanders just stood there, laughing their asses off. FML

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By wrecked - 11/01/2010 13:43 - United States

Today, I slid on ice and hit another car while driving to work. My car was totalled, and my leg hurt, while the other car had very little damage. Not two minutes later, the salt truck drove by, spraying the road. FML

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By onehitwonder - 10/02/2011 07:26

Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML

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By SqueakingRetard - 17/01/2014 23:28 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2013 17:36 - United States

Today, I went sledding with my friends. I said I was tired and didn't want to go, but they press-ganged me into it. I ended up sledding right into a tree, fracturing my leg, and scraping up my entire face. FML

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By Michael McMike - 11/02/2025 20:00 - Canada - Whitehorse

Today, as I always do when we get a lot of snow, I shovelled the snow off my elderly neighbor’s driveway. I slipped and fell into a snowbank, breaking my collarbone, and she had to call 911 to help me out because I couldn't snow angel my way up. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 09:34 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML

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Slippery

By Dana - 29/01/2010 18:59 - United States

Today, it was very windy and snowy and the neighborhood's garbage cans were blowing everywhere. I had already brought mine in and I saw my neighbor's being blown away. Thinking I'd be nice, I went out to pick it up. Just before I could however, the wind smashed it into me and I fell on the ice. FML

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Thanks, lady!

By hopeless cluts - 29/01/2012 07:36 - Canada

Today, as I was crossing the slush covered street to catch the bus, I slipped and fell right in the middle of the road. A woman in a car rolled down her window. She didn't ask if I was okay but just laughed and took a picture of me covered in cold, wet slush. FML

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By chelseaface - 21/01/2011 15:13 - United States

Today, I braved the winter weather conditions to get to a clinic for a prescription anti-diarrhea medication. When I arrived to find it closed, I turned around to walk to my car where I slipped on the ice. The impact made me simultaneously bruise my elbow and shit myself. FML

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kushi_fml 1

Thursday 7 January 2010 3:01

i believe it, ppl are so inconsiderate, just like the ones who are calling fake right now you are probably the same ones who would not help a person in need and u know it if u see someone who needs help, be a HUMAN and HELP THEM. fuken retards.

iambatman123 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 1:43

As soon as your shoulder gets better kick the shit out of them :)

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jamjenni2774 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 6:20

IT WAS A JOKE!!! Mrs. New York

CrazyKids765040 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 6:25

I was't talking to you lol... Sorry if I gav you the wrong Impression but I was talking to snafu57

alkos 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 7:10

I have dislocated my knee lots of times, AND I ******* HURTS!!! But to have BOTH knee and sholder dislocate, damn that would suck, I feel for you :p YLIF

kylehi0 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 7:22

loser

CubsFan2 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 7:22

how are you writing this if you just dislocated your shoulder?

Mapholisto 7

Thursday 7 January 2010 8:13

Uhm, it's only one arm. You can type with the other.

Boddmon 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 20:09

Also I don't think you've read too many FMLs since you haven't noticed that they all start with "Today" It's standard format...

thongs4lyfe 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 7:36

ok I've dislocated my knee and popped it back in witout makin a noise so ura wimp for screaming

ultravioletfoil 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 7:41

I laughed at this. Hard. Hoping you're feeling better though.

dangletsbang21 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 7:43

you dislocated your shoulder, but your typing an fml? does this make sense or is it just me?

Drayon 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 9:07

Oh, right, Op has only one shoulder.

Boddmon 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 20:11

See comment #106

MissSparkie 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 8:04

they were probably thinking it was all just theatrics, I know when i hurt myself in public no matter how bad it is i don't sit out there screaming....