Intimacy: Today, I got hypnotized at my school's variety show. Apparently,... - FML

By OhGeez - 08/06/2009 19:41 - Canada

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Today, I got hypnotized at my school's variety show. Apparently, when asked to do something I enjoy doing, I began to violently hump the floor. FML

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By auto boogie man - 19/11/2015 16:44 - United States - New York

Today, at school, I was asked to play a complex piano piece in front of my class, teachers and guests. I nailed it, but what stood out most for everyone was how I apparently looked like I was being possessed while performing. FML

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By skyhawk13 - 30/10/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, at my school's Midnight Madness, I was selected to show my school spirit in a contest. Being drunk, I decided to hump the school mascot in front of 300 people. FML

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By Embarrassing - 26/06/2021 13:59 - Canada

Today, I was hypnotized and talked into telling everyone truths about myself at a show my family and I went to. I don't know what I said. All I know is that my family laughs whenever I'm near them. They won't tell me what happened. FML

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By musicmaniac13 - 18/03/2011 19:08 - France

Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2014 17:26 - Dominican Republic - Santo Domingo

Today, I was feeling adventurous and decided to freeball it to school. As I went to sit down during first class, I managed to sit on my own balls, scream, then collapse on the floor gasping. My teacher thought I was screwing around and gave me detention. FML

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By lifesucks - 24/02/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I walked into work after being completly wasted last night. I was sitting in a meeting when all of a sudden the presenter had gotten an e-mail saying "crazy girl dances on tables at local bar". So obviously everyone wanted to watch it. That crazy girl was me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2009 03:10 - United States

Today, I got hypnotized in front of my entire school. Once I was hypnotized the guy told me that the hottest celebrity in the world was in the audience and then he told me to point out who I saw. I said I saw Mick Jagger. I'm a guy. FML

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Dozing off

By Math_Rocker - 02/09/2009 22:17 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2023 22:00

Today, I was playing a virtual reality game at a gaming convention. I got so into it that I didn't realize I was screaming and flailing around in. A crowd had gathered to watch my dumbass embarrass myself. FML

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By xsnqw - 19/01/2016 22:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was sitting at my desk in school, and I was really bored. I started playing with the strings on my pants, only to realize 5 minutes later it looked like I was fondling my dick. FML

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4bbaf9d3caaa8f84 20

Tuesday 9 June 2009 1:59

wow, that sucks. At least you didn't call out someone's name like your mom's, dog's, sister's etc...

FrootLoops_ 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:00

that must have been awkward afterwards :)

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4bbaf9d3caaa8f84 20

Tuesday 9 June 2009 1:59

wow, that sucks. At least you didn't call out someone's name like your mom's, dog's, sister's etc...

RhymePrime 7

Friday 19 June 2009 2:56

#1 FML (anecdote) on the this site!

bizz8290 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 0:26

read # 185 i can tell you you will be lufaof12gdh (laughing your ******* ass off for 12 god damn hours) rub your belly till it is shinny kind of laughing

Peter_File 0

Monday 1 March 2010 13:41

@bizz8290 that wasn't funny at all... you in 4th grade or something?

jasonsaied 1

Friday 5 March 2010 23:13

yea dude it wasn't funny. it was gay

xleanne_aLly 23

Tuesday 12 July 2011 16:53

it wasn't funny at alllllll, just annoying.

BaldOuting 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 1:59

so those hypnotists really work?

stompyogranma 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:00

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

maloneybabe13 0

Tuesday 4 May 2010 6:43

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Herropreez17 0

Thursday 13 October 2011 1:24

Ummm it's not his fault? There isn't anything he can do about the fact hes a teenage boy and thinks about sex constantly. All teen guys are like that. Can't do anything about it.

bossness061 14

Tuesday 9 June 2015 12:36

You're one of those scumbags who just press YDI for every FML

withered 30

Tuesday 1 May 2018 13:26

Most teenagers are like that. Boys and girls.

FrootLoops_ 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:00

that must have been awkward afterwards :)

RedBlueGreenDot 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:00

dude, that just says you like getting laid, no problem witht hat

adriane209 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 19:50

lol, except for the fact that he was, "violently" humping the floor.

Phantom13 3

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:01

I'm sorry....but this really cracked me up! Seriously thought...that majorly sucks!

ohhsnapp 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:01

lol....wowwwww. that sucks

herpEs_fml 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:02

wonder if this is a guy or a girl

PeaceLoveLaney 13

Friday 26 March 2010 22:42

it's a guy. hence the sign at the top of the page.

maddehsaurr 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 23:00

guy.

BigLord 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:02

Lol, it is embarassin g but it's not a true FML, everyone loves to hump the floor.

Jakil_Spectre 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:02

OMG thats freaking hilarious. That had to be embrassing when you came to. LMAO

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