By OhGeez - 08/06/2009 19:41 - Canada

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Today, I got hypnotized at my school's variety show. Apparently, when asked to do something I enjoy doing, I began to violently hump the floor. FML
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4bbaf9d3caaa8f84 20

wow, that sucks. At least you didn't call out someone's name like your mom's, dog's, sister's etc...

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that must have been awkward afterwards :)

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4bbaf9d3caaa8f84 20

wow, that sucks. At least you didn't call out someone's name like your mom's, dog's, sister's etc...

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RhymePrime 7
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#1 FML (anecdote) on the this site!

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bizz8290 0
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read # 185 i can tell you you will be lufaof12gdh (laughing your fucking ass off for 12 god damn hours) rub your belly till it is shinny kind of laughing

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Peter_File 0

@bizz8290 that wasn't funny at all... you in 4th grade or something?

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jasonsaied 1

yea dude it wasn't funny. it was gay

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xleanne_aLly 23
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it wasn't funny at alllllll, just annoying.

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BaldOuting 0
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so those hypnotists really work?

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stompyogranma 0

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maloneybabe13 0

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Herropreez17 0

Ummm it's not his fault? There isn't anything he can do about the fact hes a teenage boy and thinks about sex constantly. All teen guys are like that. Can't do anything about it.

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bossness061 14
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You're one of those scumbags who just press YDI for every FML

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withered 30
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Most teenagers are like that. Boys and girls.

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FrootLoops_ 0
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that must have been awkward afterwards :)

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RedBlueGreenDot 0
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dude, that just says you like getting laid, no problem witht hat

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adriane209 0

lol, except for the fact that he was, "violently" humping the floor.

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Phantom13 3
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I'm sorry....but this really cracked me up! Seriously thought...that majorly sucks!

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ohhsnapp 0

lol....wowwwww. that sucks

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herpEs_fml 0

wonder if this is a guy or a girl

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PeaceLoveLaney 12

it's a guy. hence the sign at the top of the page.

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maddehsaurr 0

guy.

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BigLord 0
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Lol, it is embarassin g but it's not a true FML, everyone loves to hump the floor.

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Jakil_Spectre 0

OMG thats freaking hilarious. That had to be embrassing when you came to. LMAO

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