By OhGeez - 08/06/2009 19:41 - Canada

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Today, I got hypnotized at my school's variety show. Apparently, when asked to do something I enjoy doing, I began to violently hump the floor. FML
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wow, that sucks. At least you didn't call out someone's name like your mom's, dog's, sister's etc...

that must have been awkward afterwards :)

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wow, that sucks. At least you didn't call out someone's name like your mom's, dog's, sister's etc...

#1 FML (anecdote) on the this site!

read # 185 i can tell you you will be lufaof12gdh (laughing your fucking ass off for 12 god damn hours) rub your belly till it is shinny kind of laughing

@bizz8290 that wasn't funny at all... you in 4th grade or something?

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yea dude it wasn't funny. it was gay

it wasn't funny at alllllll, just annoying.

so those hypnotists really work?

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Ummm it's not his fault? There isn't anything he can do about the fact hes a teenage boy and thinks about sex constantly. All teen guys are like that. Can't do anything about it.

You're one of those scumbags who just press YDI for every FML

Most teenagers are like that. Boys and girls.

that must have been awkward afterwards :)

dude, that just says you like getting laid, no problem witht hat

lol, except for the fact that he was, "violently" humping the floor.

I'm sorry....but this really cracked me up! Seriously thought...that majorly sucks!

lol....wowwwww. that sucks

wonder if this is a guy or a girl

it's a guy. hence the sign at the top of the page.

Lol, it is embarassin g but it's not a true FML, everyone loves to hump the floor.

OMG thats freaking hilarious. That had to be embrassing when you came to. LMAO