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By ryansmithho - / Wednesday 24 November 2010 19:06 / United States
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"Baby, I've love you so much. It seems I've always loved you, and I want to spend the rest of my life with you. Will you marry mFUCKING DOG!!! SPIT IT OUT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!! NOOOOOO!!"

ydi, you should know the whole ring going into any kind of food never turns into a happy ending!! lol nice thought though :( stupid dog

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To everyone who thinks It was baked into the cookie: Read the FML again. It says "...stuck the ring in a cookie..." So no, he did not bake it in the fucking cookie. He stuck it in after it was baked. I'm not angry, just stating a simple fact.

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Why can't guys learn that putting the ring in food is NOT cute? Ok, not everyone will think like me (so back off), but I personally would not want to crunch down on a nice piece of expensive metal that's supposed to mean something very special. Plus, the food method is nowhere close to original. YDI, in my opinion.

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You're not alone bamargrl....personally, I can see why it would be cute for some, but there are SO many ways it can and will go wrong. I think a whole wedge of the FML pie chart should be devoted to "disastrous ring-in-food stories." The idea is for the woman to be able to see the ring at some point...otherwise, it's just going to end up down the hatch...

ydi, you should know the whole ring going into any kind of food never turns into a happy ending!! lol nice thought though :( stupid dog

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Seriously, most people bite cookies with their front teeth. Ever bite something you weren't expecting to be hard with your front teeth? It hurts. What's more, it could have chipped her teeth.

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21- I thought the same thing. When I started reading I expected her to break one of her teeth. She was lucky she didn't eat it.

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Totally agree. Why do people seem to think it's a good idea to propose by putting the ring in a piece of food? Too much can go wrong.

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YDI for not training your dog properly. One of the first things a dog should be taught is to leave food in your hands, on the table/counters, or dropped on the floor alone until given a command to eat it. Even obedience training at PetsMart teaches that. Stop being a lazy pet owner. What if you had just picked up a poisoned mouse or something? Your dog would snatch it from your hand and gulp it down. My currently-in-training puppy would sit and wait to see if he were allowed to eat whatever I he

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I had a different idea come to mind when I read this. I think the ring was probably very visibly sticking out of the center, as if it was on display in the cookie. So unless she shoved it in her mouth without looking at it she would have seen it. Which I'm doubting would happen because when someone whips a something out from under a table, I know I would look at their hand to see what it is, and if he's holding a cookie in his palm with a ring sticking out of the center, she's garunteed to notic

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I totally agree with 78, the ring had to be sticking out of the cookie unless he broke the cookie! so I would hope she would've noticed it!

I'm just asking why did you hide it under the table? Why not bring the cookies in after dinner, then give her the cookie that had the ring in it?

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Or how about propose without putting the ring in food? That just seems like a bad idea to me. Outcomes like the two above could be avoided if it wasn't in food.

"Baby, I've love you so much. It seems I've always loved you, and I want to spend the rest of my life with you. Will you marry mFUCKING DOG!!! SPIT IT OUT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!! NOOOOOO!!"

You did it all wrong! You are supposed to give it to her at the lake while riding jet skis on choppy water with oily hands so you can be surprised when it ends up at the bottom of the lake. Moron! ;)

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