Work: Today, it was my first day of work at a very high end company....

By fired101 - 08/02/2010 06:04 - France

Today, it was my first day of work at a very high end company. While delivering coffee to my boss, I set it down on the edge of a magazine, where it spilled over, into his crotch. FML

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By unknown - 21/09/2011 12:40 - Philippines

Today, I thought it would be funny to put a few extra spoonfuls of sugar in my co-worker's coffee. He thought it would be funny to throw the boiling hot coffee over my crotch. FML

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By cachucy - 18/03/2012 15:04 - United States - Geneva

Today, I was walking to a café with my soon-to-be boss. While crossing a busy street, I slipped in a puddle and accidentally grabbed his junk to catch myself. FML

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By UsuallyaUnicornbread - 26/11/2014 21:01 - United States - Morrisville

Today, I went to get myself a latte to make myself feel better after having a bad day. As soon as I sat down to enjoy it, I spilled it all over myself, another customer, and the floor. FML

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By steffansk1997 - 15/12/2016 21:08

Today, I had an appointment with the CEO of a big company about a game I'm going to make for them. The first thing I did after sitting down was to throw my coffee all over his desk. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 00:01 - Australia

Today, my colleague was wearing a beautiful dress. I decided that I had to go over and compliment her. As I walked over, my coffee cup flew out of my hand and onto said dress. She had to go home and change, and my boss had to cover for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2013 08:30

Today, I had a lunch meeting with important people from my company. While drinking from my wine glass someone cracked a joke, causing me to snort a fountain of wine all over my lap, splashing the people next to me. The horrified look on my boss's face sitting opposite me said everything. FML

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By Coffee - 06/08/2018 16:30

Today, I went to Starbucks to get my free birthday coffee and due to a mistake I received two. Thinking it was my lucky day, I hurried off to work. As I was walking in, I tripped and spilt one coffee all over my new dress. Then I walked into a door and spilt the other. FML

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By KN - 25/06/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML

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By arianelagolden - 04/08/2016 07:27

Today, I saw our boss, visiting from the USA, press the button on the coffee machine, probably thinking a cup will drop automatically. I grab a cup in the cupboard and put it under the now pouring coffee. Next thing I knew, I'm lying on the floor, my boss's bodyguard on top of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2011 15:31 - United States

Today, I walked into work looking like I had peed myself, all because my husband thought it would be "hilarious" to slam on the brakes while I was drinking hot coffee. FML

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Ashle1gh 14

Monday 8 February 2010 12:41

Did you offer to wipe it up? If you did it well enough, a promotion could've been in store for you.

flying_vegan 0

Monday 8 February 2010 14:30

Maybe he asked for a lappuccino?

Comments

xXxEmotionalxXx 0

Monday 8 February 2010 12:16

Why put it down there? it was likely that that would happen..

JustStopSucking 0

Monday 8 February 2010 13:43

just suck it off. have a little faith, you were hired for a reason girl!

shadow33456 1

Monday 8 February 2010 14:27

just lick it off his crotch u might even get a promotion

lilbyrd43 0

Monday 8 February 2010 19:40

Was "proceeded" necessary?

selan_fml 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:48

classic fail

truelyawesome 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 10:03

fhl: f his life

edogy 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 6:39

op that happened to someone I know in school at lunch only with water. I laughed

infiniti_G 0

Monday 8 February 2010 12:30

second

chaldochamp3 6

Monday 8 February 2010 22:14

nobody cares that u were second

skeleton_skinner 0

Monday 8 February 2010 12:32

Fail...

tom9686 0

Monday 8 February 2010 12:34

wow guess that was your first and last day working with that company

The_Great_Zucchi 15

Monday 8 February 2010 12:36

Ouch! The same thing happened to me a few years ago. I got a new manager and we met at a coffee shop for an informal introduction. We sat down with our coffees and mine tipped over with everything pouring straight into his lap. We never did get along after that...

PandaFlavoured 0

Monday 8 February 2010 12:37

In his crotch...? Don't you mean on? Because if it went in his crotch that would have been something. Considering he's a guy. I mean, where would it go in...?

PandaFlavoured 0

Monday 8 February 2010 12:40

Also, what do you mean, "On the edge on a magazine." Huh? I'm sorry, but it wouldn't make any sense to put coffee cup on a magazine. It should go on a table. Because that's safter. Maybe even on a coaster? (;

g02hell 2

Monday 8 February 2010 13:13

the penis hole. duh.

div01 2

Monday 8 February 2010 13:21

im sorry but... 7.. did u just say "safter"?

PandaFlavoured 0

Monday 8 February 2010 14:37

Crap! I hate typos... safer**

PandaFlavoured 0

Monday 8 February 2010 14:40

"Penis hole." Ha. Wow. You don't seem to see my point.

CronosDage 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 4:19

12, I think he'd have pants on and some sort of underwear.

Marebare23 17

Monday 6 October 2014 3:15

They said "into his crotch", not "in his crotch". As in, "I ran into someone", not "I ran in someone". Different meaning. Maybe you should get your eyes checked.