FML : Today, my boyfriend and I went mini golfing with his family. We had a competition going on, and when I managed to get two consecutive holes in one, he...

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Today, my boyfriend and I went mini golfing with his family. We had a competition going on, and when I managed to get two consecutive holes in one, he started seething and muttered that I'm dangerously close to becoming single. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Jacquelinez - / Sunday 20 May 2012 18:20 / United States

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By elerbears | 9

#4460752 - Monday 21 May 2012 1:04

mini golf is serious shit

By THE_A_TEEN | 27

#4460764 - Monday 21 May 2012 1:06

This is the part where you shove your putter up his arse and yell "HOLE IN ONE".

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By OL_What_FER | 1

#4460747 - Monday 21 May 2012 1:04

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

tjv3 | 10

#4460767 - Monday 21 May 2012 1:06

Sounds like he is a sore loser. Better run.

ucoolgirl31 | 20

#4460806 - Monday 21 May 2012 1:09

I hate it when guys get embarrassed when girls are better at things. I like it when guys are ok with it.

Roevera | 14

#4460993 - Monday 21 May 2012 2:14

Oh, okay 1.. cause i'm sure that would solve all their relationship problems.

HoboSmeller | 6

#4461122 - Monday 21 May 2012 3:04

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Boygenius50 | 8

#4461539 - Monday 21 May 2012 5:19

41, it would appear that your sarcasm detector needs new batteries.

trivel64 | 16

#4461577 - Monday 21 May 2012 5:33

It's hilariously ironic how you can say that but not understand HER sarcasm, 41.

starman02 | 12

#4461714 - Monday 21 May 2012 6:26

LOL! I thought the FML was funny! Some people ( gals and guys) get so competitive! I hate losing!

Tali147 | 16

#4461734 - Monday 21 May 2012 6:33

I think you can tell a lot about a man by his reaction when he is not the best at something. My Hamud is proud that I am a good shot and doesnt get mad that this means he is not as good with guns. He is better at many things.

kyarush | 10

#4461837 - Monday 21 May 2012 7:12

Lol That's awesome

taco_bender | 12

#4461876 - Monday 21 May 2012 7:27

If you can't beat her in mini golf join her.

taco_bender | 12

#4461889 - Monday 21 May 2012 7:30

Just take her paintballing after.

By thanks_asshole | 2

#4460749 - Monday 21 May 2012 1:04

he's a keeper

cradle6 | 13

#4460836 - Monday 21 May 2012 1:12

I disagree. He sounds like a prick.

Your call though

reddudeover | 2

#4460903 - Monday 21 May 2012 1:32

He's a creeper!

GuyFluteBandGeek | 0

#4461048 - Monday 21 May 2012 2:33

That's what I said, too.

dogluver900 | 2

#4461168 - Monday 21 May 2012 3:23

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

white16sox | 19

#4461324 - Monday 21 May 2012 4:08

There is a difference between sarcasm and using a crappy overused comment.

shellz102 | 12

#4461504 - Monday 21 May 2012 5:08

You just questioned his manhood. Don't ever do that...

ddddddddg | 9

#4461787 - Monday 21 May 2012 6:54

How original

nateiztite | 5

#4473461 - Wednesday 23 May 2012 23:28

#70 i've never seen that comment used on this site before. I'd say it's not that over used at all.

By jesspie | 8

#4460750 - Monday 21 May 2012 1:04

what a dick.

Rosado | 0

#4460839 - Monday 21 May 2012 1:13

I don't know. Some people are way too competitive over such shit like that, and always get best of some people. It's better to have fun than striking one.

moodi_fml | 0

#4460927 - Monday 21 May 2012 1:40

I hope he solves his jealously issues before marriage or they should end their relationship now

Wreakorofhavoc | 1

#4460968 - Monday 21 May 2012 2:05

That's not a jealousy issue. He's probably just very competitive.

boofgall | 16

#4463078 - Monday 21 May 2012 15:59

If I heard that, I probably would've said, "Oh yeah? You're dangerously close to losing this game."

Us3rn4m3_H3r3 | 9

#5550471 - Monday 24 June 2013 22:04

You're a fucking genius, 118. That was hilarious.

By elerbears | 9

#4460752 - Monday 21 May 2012 1:04

mini golf is serious shit

TheMysticSilas | 0

#4461192 - Monday 21 May 2012 3:28

^agree

white16sox | 19

#4461532 - Monday 21 May 2012 5:15

This is why we have the thumbs up/ thumbs down feature. Instead of making a comment saying " I agree," you just hit that thumbs up button.

PYLrulz | 17

#4461619 - Monday 21 May 2012 5:50

Yes it is...

... Maybe that's why my previous girlfriend broke up with me a while back

By MEM0817 | 18

#4460757 - Monday 21 May 2012 1:05

It's not your fault you're awesome! Tell him to bugger off. :]

tygerarmy | 35

#4461079 - Monday 21 May 2012 2:50

I'd wait 'til the end of the game, then say "hey honey, just like this game we're over."
Anyone who'd break up with you over a game isn't worth your time.

dogluver900 | 2

#4461185 - Monday 21 May 2012 3:26

Yet your telling op to break up with him over a game @51

Shrike | 22

#4461201 - Monday 21 May 2012 3:30

Not over a game - over his immaturity and obvious anger issues.

beastroish | 0

#4461782 - Monday 21 May 2012 6:52

5- Haah!! I love your shirt!

bvxf | 2

#4462152 - Monday 21 May 2012 8:52

Boobs

EvilTwerp | 12

#4462957 - Monday 21 May 2012 15:24

Ah sweet Jesus. The fact that you capitalized and used correct punctuation satisfies me! It's hard to believe that a grammar enthusiast site is allowing that sort of behavior.