By Jacquelinez - 20/05/2012 18:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went mini golfing with his family. We had a competition going on, and when I managed to get two consecutive holes in one, he started seething and muttered that I'm dangerously close to becoming single. FML
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THE_A_TEEN 27

This is the part where you shove your putter up his arse and yell "HOLE IN ONE".

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OL_What_FER 1

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tjv3 10

Sounds like he is a sore loser. Better run.

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ucoolgirl31 20

I hate it when guys get embarrassed when girls are better at things. I like it when guys are ok with it.

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Roevera 14

Oh, okay 1.. cause i'm sure that would solve all their relationship problems.

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HoboSmeller 6

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Boygenius50 8

41, it would appear that your sarcasm detector needs new batteries.

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trivel64 16

It's hilariously ironic how you can say that but not understand HER sarcasm, 41.

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starman02 12

LOL! I thought the FML was funny! Some people ( gals and guys) get so competitive! I hate losing!

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Tali147 16

I think you can tell a lot about a man by his reaction when he is not the best at something. My Hamud is proud that I am a good shot and doesnt get mad that this means he is not as good with guns. He is better at many things.

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taco_bender 12

If you can't beat her in mini golf join her.

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cradle6 13

I disagree. He sounds like a prick. Your call though

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reddudeover 2

He's a creeper!

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GuyFluteBandGeek 0

That's what I said, too.

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white16sox 19

There is a difference between sarcasm and using a crappy overused comment.

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shellz102 12

You just questioned his manhood. Don't ever do that...

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nateiztite 5

#70 i've never seen that comment used on this site before. I'd say it's not that over used at all.

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Rosado 0

I don't know. Some people are way too competitive over such shit like that, and always get best of some people. It's better to have fun than striking one.

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moodi_fml 0

I hope he solves his jealously issues before marriage or they should end their relationship now

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Wreakorofhavoc 1

That's not a jealousy issue. He's probably just very competitive.

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boofgall 16

If I heard that, I probably would've said, "Oh yeah? You're dangerously close to losing this game."

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Us3rn4m3_H3r3 11

You're a ******* genius, 118. That was hilarious.

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white16sox 19

This is why we have the thumbs up/ thumbs down feature. Instead of making a comment saying " I agree," you just hit that thumbs up button.

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PYLrulz 17

Yes it is... ... Maybe that's why my previous girlfriend broke up with me a while back

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MEM0817 18

It's not your fault you're awesome! Tell him to bugger off. :]

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tygerarmy 35

I'd wait 'til the end of the game, then say "hey honey, just like this game we're over." Anyone who'd break up with you over a game isn't worth your time.

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dogluver900 2

Yet your telling op to break up with him over a game @51

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Shrike 23

Not over a game - over his immaturity and obvious anger issues.

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beastroish 0

5- Haah!! I love your shirt!

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EvilTwerp 12

Ah sweet Jesus. The fact that you capitalized and used correct punctuation satisfies me! It's hard to believe that a grammar enthusiast site is allowing that sort of behavior.

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MEM0817 18

96 & 117. Thank you!

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THE_A_TEEN 27

This is the part where you shove your putter up his arse and yell "HOLE IN ONE".

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zoPwNAgEzo 21

Or tell him that he's not getting any hole in ones anytime soon

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redbluegreen 40

No need for that, he's already got the asshole part covered.

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reddudeover 2

12 - Then maybe a little hole 2 action? ;)

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Lexiloulynn 2

What "Hole 2"? He's a guy:0

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snator 0

This just totally made my day ;)

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reddudeover 2

49 - Op is a girl.

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theneatoburrito 8

If he gets that mad over mini golf, I can't even imagine what it would be like over Xbox. FYL.

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thatsvintage 6

Especially against with us girl gamers. :/

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pokefan813 16

What a sore looser. You'd be better off withought an immature person like that, op.

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millie1267 4

You can never mess with a male's ego...

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reddudeover 2

Quick tell me how huge my johnson is or I might feel... in adequate D: Real men can take a licking and keep on ticking!

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