Love and Intimacy: Today, my husband accused me of cheating on him and demanded...

By Anonymous - 05/11/2017 15:00

Today, my husband accused me of cheating on him and demanded to look through my phone. When he found nothing, he admitted to having his first gay experience this weekend and just wanting something to “even the field” before telling me. FML

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You deserved it 418

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By WasntMe - 28/05/2018 20:30

Today, my husband went through my phone and computer, accusing me of cheating. Baffled and hurt by the untrue accusation, I asked what he found that made him think that. He replied, "Nothing! Absolutely nothing!" Apparently, no evidence IS evidence. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 022

You deserved it 241

By MyLife - 06/02/2013 08:04

Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 549

You deserved it 2 629

By LolaBell - 24/04/2015 14:12 - United States - Brookfield

Today, my husband admitted that he's been spying on me for the last 5 years to see if I was cheating, out of paranoia brought on by his own cheating for all 5 of those years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 683

You deserved it 2 227

By woundedexwife - 16/01/2010 01:22 - United States

Today, I realized why my husband had been seemingly wanting to improve our relationship by sending little texts throughout the day for the last couple of months, asking what I was doing. It was so he could find out when would be the best time to have his girlfriend over and cheat on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 947

You deserved it 2 834

By Anonymous - 08/12/2015 16:46 - United States - Lehigh Acres

Today, I found out my husband pretends to be a young, bisexual woman online. As if that isn't bad enough, he flipped out and didn't believe me when I told him the other "young, bisexual women" he's been beating it to are probably middle-aged men too. FML

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You deserved it 1 678

By Katie - 09/10/2012 05:42 - United States - Homewood

Today, I received frantic calls and messages from my husband wondering where I was and if I was cheating on him. I was in the same house as him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 195

You deserved it 2 095

Wrong way round

By Turnaround - 07/11/2014 12:28

Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML

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You deserved it 18 765

Caught red-handed

By Anonymous - 20/05/2020 17:00

Today, my husband walked in on me while I was masturbating and watching porn (yes women do it too). Now he thinks I’m unsatisfied with him or our sex life. All I wanted was a quick release. FML

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You deserved it 482

Guilty

By Rickymyass - 06/09/2022 21:30

Today, I caught my husband saying, “Love you too, can’t wait to see you” on his phone. I asked him who he was talked to and he said, “my coworker Ricky.” When I asked to see his texts with “Ricky” he threw his phone out the fifth story window, saying “Oopsy!” He then threw a fit saying I owe him a new phone. FML

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You deserved it 173

Cool beans

By HousewifeBlues - 10/11/2023 21:00

Today, I confronted my husband about the sexts between him and another woman. He says it’s “just chatting” and “It’s not like I’m gonna do it in real life, I got you baby.” He called me unreasonable for getting upset. He’s sulking right now because I refused to fix him dinner tonight. FML

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You deserved it 98

exileonmainst 16

Sunday 5 November 2017 15:40

So your husband is gay, at least he isn’t a scientologist.

Red Swingle 5

Sunday 5 November 2017 16:08

he could be bi but regardless he cheated.. either talk, councillor, or divorce. I'm so sorry OP

Comments

bayles313 20

Sunday 5 November 2017 15:25

Oh man OP I can't even fathom how that must feel. So sorry! Idk how long you've been married but better to know now than to let the marriage continue for several years with a big lie like that. Hang in there.

exileonmainst 16

Sunday 5 November 2017 15:40

So your husband is gay, at least he isn’t a scientologist.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 5 November 2017 17:02

Or a CrossFit vegan!

Red Swingle 5

Sunday 5 November 2017 16:08

he could be bi but regardless he cheated.. either talk, councillor, or divorce. I'm so sorry OP

almost_there44 26

Sunday 5 November 2017 20:49

I'll go for divorce. He wanted OP to tell him that she cheated first just so he can be validated for his cheating ways. Secondly, he cheated on her with a man so he has been lying about his sexuality. Thirdly, I would not stay in a marriage with someone to figure out if they would cheat on me again. I'm ******* out!!

DraconicFeline 31

Sunday 5 November 2017 16:34

Not to excuse what he did, but... bisexuality is a thing, you guys?

0neiros 14

Monday 6 November 2017 22:53

So is AIDS.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 5 November 2017 16:38

I know you’re upset, but whatever you do, don’t call him a “fudge packer.”

Tripartita 44

Sunday 5 November 2017 17:14

“First gay experience”? Wow, that’s such a positive spin on cheating! Maybe others could try “I had my first extramarital experience” if they aren’t gay.