You tried

By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 00:01 - Australia

Today, my colleague was wearing a beautiful dress. I decided that I had to go over and compliment her. As I walked over, my coffee cup flew out of my hand and onto said dress. She had to go home and change, and my boss had to cover for her. FML
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That sounds suspiciously like an intentional “accident” to me. Otherwise why not leave your coffee at your desk?

it wouldn't be an fml if it was on purpose...

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Wow Op, you work fast. The distance between her desk and yours and you managed to get her out of her dress.

Freud says there are no mistakes. Your jealousy is not attractive, but that kind of backstabbing may be useful to climb the corporate ladder. Hope it's worth it.

That sounds suspiciously like an intentional “accident” to me. Otherwise why not leave your coffee at your desk?

it wouldn't be an fml if it was on purpose...

Next time they come in, you better have a bouquet of flowers, a sorry note and a gift card to a dry cleaners. You can say “PS: I really wanted to comment your dress was cute, and walking to you got out of hand.”