Today, my colleague was wearing a beautiful dress. I decided that I had to go over and compliment her. As I walked over, my coffee cup flew out of my hand and onto said dress. She had to go home and change, and my boss had to cover for her. FML
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Today, I bought a nice new dress for a work party, but when I went to it, a coworker hurried me into the bathroom saying, "Don't worry we can fix this." She thought someone had been sick on me. Thanks. That was just the pattern of the dress. FML
Today, I went to Starbucks to get my free birthday coffee and due to a mistake I received two. Thinking it was my lucky day, I hurried off to work. As I was walking in, I tripped and spilt one coffee all over my new dress. Then I walked into a door and spilt the other. FML
Today, I was sitting in the lecture hall. A girl walked by to get to her seat and her dress got caught on the handles, lifting it up. She didn't notice but I did, so I tried to take it off the handles. She turned around to see me holding her dress up. FML
Today, I went to a coffee shop to meet a potential client. As soon as I sat down, I knocked my coffee over, and it splashed all over my lap. I tried to play it off by making a joke, but I hadn’t brought a spare pair of pants, and the client turned up just as I was mopping my crotch with paper towels. FML
Today, after finally deciding to push past my extreme shyness, I talked to the person beside me in class. I was so nervous that when I went to take a sip of my coffee, it slipped out of my hand and splashed all over both of us. Not only did I ruin her white dress, but I also gave her mild burns. FML
Today, it was my first day of work at a very high end company. While delivering coffee to my boss, I set it down on the edge of a magazine, where it spilled over, into his crotch. FML
Today, I wore a coat that was too tight. The button gave way and quickly flew about ten feet to hit my very attractive new coworker right in the ass. FML
Today, my boss walked in my office to see me busy making a little Post-it dress for my pen. FML
Today, I went to work in my best outfit for the big corporate party we were having later in the day. When I arrived, my boss said, "You missed one hell of a party yesterday!" Shit. FML
Today, I spilled coffee on my shirt and had to change before a big meeting. The only clean shirt I had was a gift from my brother. I didn’t notice it said "World’s Okayest Employee" on it until I was sat in the meeting. FML
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Chazzster 29
That sounds suspiciously like an intentional “accident” to me. Otherwise why not leave your coffee at your desk?
kfchicken 31
it wouldn't be an fml if it was on purpose...
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arioch_fml 20
Wow Op, you work fast. The distance between her desk and yours and you managed to get her out of her dress.
RichardPencil 30
Freud says there are no mistakes. Your jealousy is not attractive, but that kind of backstabbing may be useful to climb the corporate ladder. Hope it's worth it.
Chazzster 29
That sounds suspiciously like an intentional “accident” to me. Otherwise why not leave your coffee at your desk?
kfchicken 31
it wouldn't be an fml if it was on purpose...
coius 23
Next time they come in, you better have a bouquet of flowers, a sorry note and a gift card to a dry cleaners. You can say “PS: I really wanted to comment your dress was cute, and walking to you got out of hand.”