Work: Today, it was my first day of work at a very high end company....

By fired101 - 08/02/2010 06:04 - France

Today, it was my first day of work at a very high end company. While delivering coffee to my boss, I set it down on the edge of a magazine, where it spilled over, into his crotch. FML

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By unknown - 21/09/2011 12:40 - Philippines

Today, I thought it would be funny to put a few extra spoonfuls of sugar in my co-worker's coffee. He thought it would be funny to throw the boiling hot coffee over my crotch. FML

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By cachucy - 18/03/2012 15:04 - United States - Geneva

Today, I was walking to a café with my soon-to-be boss. While crossing a busy street, I slipped in a puddle and accidentally grabbed his junk to catch myself. FML

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By UsuallyaUnicornbread - 26/11/2014 21:01 - United States - Morrisville

Today, I went to get myself a latte to make myself feel better after having a bad day. As soon as I sat down to enjoy it, I spilled it all over myself, another customer, and the floor. FML

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By steffansk1997 - 15/12/2016 21:08

Today, I had an appointment with the CEO of a big company about a game I'm going to make for them. The first thing I did after sitting down was to throw my coffee all over his desk. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 00:01 - Australia

Today, my colleague was wearing a beautiful dress. I decided that I had to go over and compliment her. As I walked over, my coffee cup flew out of my hand and onto said dress. She had to go home and change, and my boss had to cover for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2013 08:30

Today, I had a lunch meeting with important people from my company. While drinking from my wine glass someone cracked a joke, causing me to snort a fountain of wine all over my lap, splashing the people next to me. The horrified look on my boss's face sitting opposite me said everything. FML

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By Coffee - 06/08/2018 16:30

Today, I went to Starbucks to get my free birthday coffee and due to a mistake I received two. Thinking it was my lucky day, I hurried off to work. As I was walking in, I tripped and spilt one coffee all over my new dress. Then I walked into a door and spilt the other. FML

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By KN - 25/06/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML

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By arianelagolden - 04/08/2016 07:27

Today, I saw our boss, visiting from the USA, press the button on the coffee machine, probably thinking a cup will drop automatically. I grab a cup in the cupboard and put it under the now pouring coffee. Next thing I knew, I'm lying on the floor, my boss's bodyguard on top of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2011 15:31 - United States

Today, I walked into work looking like I had peed myself, all because my husband thought it would be "hilarious" to slam on the brakes while I was drinking hot coffee. FML

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Monday 8 February 2010 12:41

Did you offer to wipe it up? If you did it well enough, a promotion could've been in store for you.

flying_vegan 0

Monday 8 February 2010 14:30

Maybe he asked for a lappuccino?

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darkmis1 17

Monday 8 February 2010 13:35

What position do you have that requires you to deliver coffee?

padlarf 14

Monday 8 February 2010 14:01

YDI for proceeded

KurouTenshi 0

Monday 8 February 2010 14:20

you can had fail, an I can has your bosses lap coffee ;o

perdix 29

Monday 8 February 2010 14:24

YDI for bragging that the company was "high end," you pretentious asshole! There are no companies so low-class or humble where coffee in the crotch is a good career move.

flying_vegan 0

Monday 8 February 2010 14:32

What about Coffee Crotch Ltd? Mixing your nuts with our beans since 1973.

perdix 29

Monday 8 February 2010 14:46

I stand corrected. I forgot about them. They are the ones who are so low-class that they pay the Christmas bonuses in small sacks of dead skin that sloughed off the crotch burns all during the year. Fun Fact: Coffee Crotch, Ltd. is credited as being the originator of the term "happy sacks." Good catch, vegan!