Animals: Today, I had a near-death experience. Went to print a document...

By Canonlizardjet - 13/02/2017 08:00 - United States - Ormond Beach

Today, I had a near-death experience. Went to print a document and a lizard shot out of the printer right out at me. Gives a whole new meaning to a Canon printer, a fricking lizard Canon. FML

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foolest 7

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Monday 13 February 2017 14:33

geico's new advertising tactics are amazing

eaglerob 20

Monday 13 February 2017 15:00

Canon's new 3D printer...almost too good

el_Jeffe_D 11

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Sunday 12 February 2017 8:51

Congrats, OP! I literally laughed out loud :-)

Turbuggy 7

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Tuesday 14 February 2017 4:28

Me too!

foolest 7

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Monday 13 February 2017 14:33

geico's new advertising tactics are amazing

extremereviews 26

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Monday 13 February 2017 14:59

Only in Florida

nonsensical 26

Monday 13 February 2017 18:56

The animals and people in Florida are all crazy

eaglerob 20

Monday 13 February 2017 15:00

Canon's new 3D printer...almost too good

Thor1012 28

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Monday 13 February 2017 15:13

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

Scorpio1691 29

Monday 13 February 2017 16:26

Their new website is buggy as hell too. and the video pop ups when you submit a coment are damn annoying. Ordinarily i am for change, but this is bad.

Starlight8 14

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Monday 13 February 2017 18:38

Me too! I can't barely use this. Lately I haven't been on because of that.

rivenrock 14

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Monday 13 February 2017 20:01

It cost me about $1.49 to get rid of the adds. I'm not experiencing any of what you describe. Might be worth the tiny investment.

Dominus101 20

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Monday 13 February 2017 15:26

Finish Him !!! Reptile Wins !

Scorpio1691 29

Monday 13 February 2017 16:07

I had not properly laughed at a FML in ages. Thank you!

RichardPencil 30

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Monday 13 February 2017 16:58

And I'll bet they gave you one of those cheap-ass "starter" cartridges that has hardly any lizards in it, and then you immediately have to go buy a real one with the proper number of reptiles.