By Coffee
Today, I went to Starbucks to get my free birthday coffee and due to a mistake I received two. Thinking it was my lucky day, I hurried off to work. As I was walking in, I tripped and spilt one coffee all over my new dress. Then I walked into a door and spilt the other. FML
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By  Davros  |  12

John Lennon singing: Birthday karmas gonna get you.
Door gonna spill coffee in your face.
When you walk into work,
gonna spill all over the place.