By Coffee - 06/08/2018 16:30

Today, I went to Starbucks to get my free birthday coffee and due to a mistake I received two. Thinking it was my lucky day, I hurried off to work. As I was walking in, I tripped and spilt one coffee all over my new dress. Then I walked into a door and spilt the other. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 813
You deserved it 1 060

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Looks like karma decided not to wait until your next life to screw you over for stealing someone else’s coffee. Happy birthday, ya crook.

I don’t know what is worse, that you think getting peed on by somebody is better, or that others agree with you.

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Looks like karma decided not to wait until your next life to screw you over for stealing someone else’s coffee. Happy birthday, ya crook.

Except they probably made two for OP by mistake and knowingly let her take both.

That's possible, but it's funnier otherwise.

Yeah they're totally a crook when the barista is the one at fault. Ya weirdo.

Well a coffee shower is better than a golden shower for your birthday but Happy Birthday anyway 😋

And that is where we disagree.

I don’t know what is worse, that you think getting peed on by somebody is better, or that others agree with you.

That’s not what it means... ask google what it means if you wanna know more

That’s exactly what it means.

How do you walk into a door?

John Lennon singing: Birthday karmas gonna get you. Door gonna spill coffee in your face. When you walk into work, gonna spill all over the place.

OP, this WAS your (very) lucky day! (Just simply the wrong form of luck: bad) :-(

Clearly you should have drank some of the coffee before going anywhere so you'd be awake first.