By Coffee - 06/08/2018 16:30

Today, I went to Starbucks to get my free birthday coffee and due to a mistake I received two. Thinking it was my lucky day, I hurried off to work. As I was walking in, I tripped and spilt one coffee all over my new dress. Then I walked into a door and spilt the other. FML
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RichardPencil 30
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Looks like karma decided not to wait until your next life to screw you over for stealing someone else’s coffee. Happy birthday, ya crook.

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Zekfen 17

I don’t know what is worse, that you think getting peed on by somebody is better, or that others agree with you.

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RichardPencil 30
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Looks like karma decided not to wait until your next life to screw you over for stealing someone else’s coffee. Happy birthday, ya crook.

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chosha_fml 25
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Except they probably made two for OP by mistake and knowingly let her take both.

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RichardPencil 30
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That's possible, but it's funnier otherwise.

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Emma Marshall 19

Yeah they're totally a crook when the barista is the one at fault. Ya weirdo.

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Charlie Given 25
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Well a coffee shower is better than a golden shower for your birthday but Happy Birthday anyway 😋

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joeyl1990 28
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And that is where we disagree.

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Zekfen 17

I don’t know what is worse, that you think getting peed on by somebody is better, or that others agree with you.

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weaboo 12

That’s not what it means... ask google what it means if you wanna know more

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chosha_fml 25
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That’s exactly what it means.

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blightsight 10

How do you walk into a door?

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Davros 12
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John Lennon singing: Birthday karmas gonna get you. Door gonna spill coffee in your face. When you walk into work, gonna spill all over the place.

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jbuckets_404 38
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OP, this WAS your (very) lucky day! (Just simply the wrong form of luck: bad) :-(

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tounces7 27

Clearly you should have drank some of the coffee before going anywhere so you'd be awake first.

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