Lost
United States
Today, it was my 18th birthday. Nobody said anything. Gillette sent me a free razor though. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
BirthdayTeeth
United Arab Emirates
Today, it was my 18th birthday. I got one thing: a fancy electric toothbrush from my little sister. I would say I'm happy to have something rather than nothing, except, for as long as the toothbrush works, there will be a Hannah Montana concert going on in my mouth. FML
Anonymous
Brookline, United States
Alexa, play "Unhappy Birthday" by The Smiths
Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML
same
Palo Alto, United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
random123
United States
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend was kind enough to give me prescription strength deodorant. FML
Anonymous
North Miami Beach, United States
You forgetting something?
Today, it was my birthday. My family usually gives me a financial gift, but didn't this time and said nothing about it. I cooked my own birthday dinner without help, then washed everyone's dishes. I got my own cake and ate it alone because they were too busy getting drunk. Nobody bothered to sing Happy Birthday either. FML
bdaygirl
United States
Today, I turned eighteen. Thinking I was going to get a big present from my parents on this special day, I eagerly unwrapped my present. They got me a bag of M and M's. Last year I got flannel bed sheets. FML
dentistftw
United States
Today, it's my 22nd birthday. The only person who remembered was the dentist who sent me a postcard in the mail. I stopped going to him four years ago. FML
amber
Saint Paul, United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it was my birthday. The only person who remembered was my dad who got me a phone charger for my car, which I didn't even need because he got me the same exact thing last year. FML
Anonymous
Netherlands
Sweet Sixteen
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
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aero_fml 0
It's actually a decent razor...
pariah13 0
I got one for my 18th birthday also. how weird.
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wgs9513 0
it's all your fault dumbass
lane4 1
well happy birthday! maybe your peps are planning a surprise party :o)
LostxSoul 0
He's not going to kill himself don't worry :) Plus the moderators edit some of these.
Dee_Jayy 0
Get Facebook, someone would defiantly say something/write on your wall. Happydays. Happy Birthday though
TheTragicReturn 0
But he's already depressed. He wouldn't want somebody to speak to him defiantly.
TheTragicReturn 0
But he's already depressed. He wouldn't want people to speak to him defiantly.
classic036 0
I used to love getting that razor for my birthday. that's cool lol
Mzzangel 0
awww bless your heart happy birthday
3780410a 0
Happy Birthday!!!
Castiel90 0
Happy Birthday Dude!! cheer up!! ur not the only one's going through that....i don't mean me tho.. =p. btw...don't use that razor to do anything stupid!.. cheers! =]
Boddmon 0
Maybe you've got no friends because you're a hairy beast. They're just trying to help you out.
GruntOfAction 0
Gillette cares about you. They sent me one for my 18th birthday last year also. It's a damn good razor. It's almost indestructible. I actually ran it over with a car and it still worked fine.
Boddmon 0
One questions springs to mind... .......... ...why?
GruntOfAction 0
Because I could.
Boddmon 0
Yeah but, how did you go about deciding to do so. Were you in the middle of shaving and thought "TO THE CAR!"