Intimacy: Today, for my boyfriend's 21st birthday, I wore sexy lingerie,... - FML

By Nosexytime - 14/01/2010 15:56 - United States

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Today, for my boyfriend's 21st birthday, I wore sexy lingerie, put on a naughty librarian outfit, and did a strip tease for him. He just laughed. FML

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By failed_catgirl - 19/10/2010 23:24 - Canada

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Today, for my boyfriend's 19th birthday, I decided to dress up as a sexy cat girl for him, complete with ears, tail, matching sexy underwear, collar and leash. He wouldn't stop laughing. FML

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By DuChaillu - 27/01/2010 07:35 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML

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Turn it off

By Anonymous - 26/03/2022 06:00

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Today, I got dressed up in lingerie for my boyfriend. He looked at me, said, "Nice," then went back to watching TV and drinking beer. FML

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Sexy surprise

By perfectmoment - 10/10/2009 22:22 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend called me and told me he wanted me to stay the night. I decided to wear my sexiest outfit for him so I put on my kinky nurse outfit and drove over to his house. I let myself in his front door, to which I found 40 of my closest friends staring at me for my surprise birthday party. FML

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By Noname - 23/02/2009 01:32 - United States

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Today, for my birthday my boyfriend bought me a sexy outfit to wear for him. At the bottom of the bag was a razor. FML

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By boyfriendisatoss - 26/12/2009 07:22 - Australia

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Today, I had two surprises for my boyfriend who was at work. One was a dessert and the other was sexy lingerie. He chose the dessert. Then told me I was an idiot. FML

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By sadinmass - 13/11/2010 13:24 - United States

Today, it was my 21st birthday. I had a simple party with my boyfriend, with just a cake and a bottle of red wine. My boyfriend managed to get so drunk that he danced naked for 10 minutes, then told me I'm hideously obese but that he loves me anyway. FML

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The art of seduction

By Anonymous - 26/10/2020 19:58

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Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML

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Expectations

By Anonymous - 02/01/2022 05:01 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I are on vacation. He was watching TV, and I thought I’d try to be sexy, so I walked in wearing lingerie. He smiled at me and said, “What the hell are you wearing?” FML

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By Diet_Water - 14/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML

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Top comments

AliceC_fml 3

Thursday 14 January 2010 20:21

Well maybe he didn't know what else to do. Maybe he was nervous and a little intimidated that his gf is confident enough to strip down in front of him.

cgysoccerfreak 0

Tuesday 23 March 2010 6:58

no one cares that your first **** nut

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Thefog 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 20:14

first!

cgysoccerfreak 0

Tuesday 23 March 2010 6:58

no one cares that your first **** nut

dakotalesmercy 6

Saturday 15 May 2010 23:38

fail

SokDek 14

Friday 2 July 2010 3:52

comment moderated.

ejdelacruz 3

Sunday 14 August 2011 3:09

Lol '**** nut' that's funny.

psgirl92 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 20:14

poor thing

durtysanch 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 20:15

ouch...I guess that's not sexy enough haha

gunnar7240 0

Tuesday 8 June 2010 10:30

That would be awesome.

BlueTwist89 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 20:16

aw.

cremesar 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 20:19

umm... **** him then.. learn to appreciate

adropofpeace 8

Monday 18 April 2011 20:23

No pun intended though, right?

keven501 12

Monday 20 August 2012 8:21

If he doesn't want it I'll take it

duck2121 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 20:20

Dat sucks

onnielief 4

Thursday 14 January 2010 20:20

His loss, leave him and find someone more appreciative

AliceC_fml 3

Thursday 14 January 2010 20:21

Well maybe he didn't know what else to do. Maybe he was nervous and a little intimidated that his gf is confident enough to strip down in front of him.

Jester epic_151 11

Tuesday 20 March 2018 23:37

*bf, do people never look at the icons?

Beagle96 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 20:21

it sucks that he didn't appreciate that one a side less harmful note. I would love that :) don't lose your creativity because he laughed

Epitome1337 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 20:26

Maybe you're just ugly as hell >.>

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