Miscellaneous: Today, it was my 18th birthday. I got one thing: a fancy electric...

By BirthdayTeeth - 16/06/2009 11:14 - United Arab Emirates

Today, it was my 18th birthday. I got one thing: a fancy electric toothbrush from my little sister. I would say I'm happy to have something rather than nothing, except, for as long as the toothbrush works, there will be a Hannah Montana concert going on in my mouth. FML

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By Lost - 14/01/2010 15:57 - United States

Today, it was my 18th birthday. Nobody said anything. Gillette sent me a free razor though. FML

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By bdaygirl - 03/12/2009 07:33 - United States

Today, I turned eighteen. Thinking I was going to get a big present from my parents on this special day, I eagerly unwrapped my present. They got me a bag of M and M's. Last year I got flannel bed sheets. FML

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HB!

By Kensie - 04/03/2009 21:48 - United States

Today, it is mine and my twin sister's birthday. We both wanted a day at the spa for our birthday. My sister got a gift certificate to the spa, while I got mouthwash and a $20 gift card to Target. My mom said it would cost too much to make me also pretty. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2010 07:39 - United States

Today, it's my 18th birthday. Last month was my best friend's 18th birthday. She spent the night with me, and the next morning, my mom and brother gathered in my room and sang "Happy Birthday" as they handed her pancakes with a candle on top. Today, I was woken up by screams to take the trash out. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2013 08:25 - United States

Today, is my little sister's 16th birthday. I spent my last $20 on a gift for her, cleaned the house for her party, made an ice cream cake, and got her a rose. What did I get? "I hope you kept the receipt for this. Oh, and stay in your room during my party." FML

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By Dopeboyfresh71 - 19/12/2010 01:02 - United States

Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a bill from my parents. Apparently, the rent is due on the 1st. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2010 23:02 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. My parents got me a box of cupcakes. My brother got me a deck of cards. My aunt got me a brochure on how to quit smoking. I have diabetes, I don't play cards, and I don't smoke. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2012 04:51 - Australia - Forestville

Today, the whole family came over to celebrate my 18th birthday. My grandfather bought me a giant mathematics book. Apparently, he didn't want my 16 year old sister to be "jealous", so he got her the new iPad. FML

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By michellenKG - 23/01/2012 05:05 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. The only thing I got was a coupon for a couples acupuncture session from my sister. I'm single and have an extreme fear of needles. FML

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xohxbrittanyrae 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 20:04

At least she thought of you. Most little sisters don't really care, depending on their age

pat2rome 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 20:04

As long as you don't enjoy it, FYL.

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pat2rome 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 20:04

As long as you don't enjoy it, FYL.

augustheat821 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 0:50

agreed

realggirl 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 1:16

Oh no, please not a reply feature! *Thinks of all the websites she's visited where a million people hit reply to the first comment just to be heard*

p0kegeek 4

Wednesday 17 June 2009 1:20

sweet now i'm fourth

jewelzgalore 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 1:20

agreed with #82

imabroncofan 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 2:05

O like you! (and me kekekeke)

MasterModeraor 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 4:11

LUCKYY!!! you get to have hannah montana give u head every day twice a day. you do brush twice a day rite? YDDI (you dont deserve it)... i do

CandyKisses 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 4:30

Ahaha, agreed. I love it.

lilacwords 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 6:57

That's actually kind of cool.

BRBICECREAMTRUCK 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 6:57

*reply* YES PEOPLE HEAR ME!!!!!!!

999Ammar 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 2:42

LMFAO u rant about the reply feature then use it yourself to rant about the reply feature!!!! YOU = PATHETIC HYPOCRITE

urmomluvsme 0

Friday 19 June 2009 3:04

he is lucky, i would love for her to give me head.

anonymousjason 0

Friday 19 June 2009 7:22

1) Awesome present. 2) I got jack for mine - not even a toothbrush. My friends at school pitched in and bought me a cake - nothing from the parents or older brother. Guess they forgot...?