Miscellaneous: Today, it was my 18th birthday. I got one thing: a fancy electric...

By BirthdayTeeth - 16/06/2009 11:14 - United Arab Emirates

Today, it was my 18th birthday. I got one thing: a fancy electric toothbrush from my little sister. I would say I'm happy to have something rather than nothing, except, for as long as the toothbrush works, there will be a Hannah Montana concert going on in my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2019 02:00

Today, it's my 16th birthday. It's also it is the day my parents scheduled my wisdom teeth to be pulled out. Happy birthday to me, then. FML

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By Lost - 14/01/2010 15:57 - United States

Today, it was my 18th birthday. Nobody said anything. Gillette sent me a free razor though. FML

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By Kensie - 04/03/2009 21:48 - United States

Today, it is my twin sisters and my birthday. We both wanted a day at the spa for our birthday. My sister got a gift certificate to the spa, while I got mouthwash and a $20 gift card to Target. My mom said it would cost too much to make me pretty also. FML

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By dentistftw - 08/08/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, it's my 22nd birthday. The only person who remembered was the dentist who sent me a postcard in the mail. I stopped going to him four years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2010 07:39 - United States

Today, it's my 18th birthday. Last month was my best friend's 18th birthday. She spent the night with me, and the next morning, my mom and brother gathered in my room and sang "Happy Birthday" as they handed her pancakes with a candle on top. Today, I was woken up by screams to take the trash out. FML

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By The_Black_Jesus - 31/03/2013 13:32 - United States

Today, I went to visit some family out of state for my niece's birthday. I couldn't think of what to get an 8-year-old so I got her a Barbie doll. Everyone else got her money, iPods, game consoles, etc. When she got to mine she asked "how do I turn it on?" Then threw it away when she couldn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2013 08:25 - United States

Today, is my little sister's 16th birthday. I spent my last $20 on a gift for her, cleaned the house for her party, made an ice cream cake, and got her a rose. What did I get? "I hope you kept the receipt for this. Oh, and stay in your room during my party." FML

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By Florida_1827 - 28/01/2011 10:54 - United States

Today, I received the 'special' present my mother had sent me for my 21st birthday. I opened the box and saw that my mother had picked out, accessorized and shipped to me, in college, a doll. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2009 22:38 - United States

Today, for my birthday, someone left a big bottle of mouth wash on my desk with a big bow on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2012 04:51 - Australia - Forestville

Today, the whole family came over to celebrate my 18th birthday. My grandfather bought me a giant mathematics book. Apparently, he didn't want my 16 year old sister to be "jealous", so he got her the new iPad. FML

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xohxbrittanyrae 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 20:04

At least she thought of you. Most little sisters don't really care, depending on their age

pat2rome 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 20:04

As long as you don't enjoy it, FYL.

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pat2rome 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 20:04

As long as you don't enjoy it, FYL.

augustheat821 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 0:50

agreed

realggirl 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 1:16

Oh no, please not a reply feature! *Thinks of all the websites she's visited where a million people hit reply to the first comment just to be heard*

p0kegeek 4

Wednesday 17 June 2009 1:20

sweet now i'm fourth

jewelzgalore 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 1:20

agreed with #82

imabroncofan 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 2:05

O like you! (and me kekekeke)

MasterModeraor 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 4:11

LUCKYY!!! you get to have hannah montana give u head every day twice a day. you do brush twice a day rite? YDDI (you dont deserve it)... i do

CandyKisses 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 4:30

Ahaha, agreed. I love it.

lilacwords 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 6:57

That's actually kind of cool.

BRBICECREAMTRUCK 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 6:57

*reply* YES PEOPLE HEAR ME!!!!!!!

999Ammar 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 2:42

LMFAO u rant about the reply feature then use it yourself to rant about the reply feature!!!! YOU = PATHETIC HYPOCRITE

urmomluvsme 0

Friday 19 June 2009 3:04

he is lucky, i would love for her to give me head.

anonymousjason 0

Friday 19 June 2009 7:22

1) Awesome present. 2) I got jack for mine - not even a toothbrush. My friends at school pitched in and bought me a cake - nothing from the parents or older brother. Guess they forgot...?