Today, it was my 18th birthday. Nobody said anything. Gillette sent me a free razor though. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, it was my 18th birthday. I got one thing: a fancy electric toothbrush from my little sister. I would say I'm happy to have something rather than nothing, except, for as long as the toothbrush works, there will be a Hannah Montana concert going on in my mouth. FML
Alexa, play "Unhappy Birthday" by The Smiths
Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend was kind enough to give me prescription strength deodorant. FML
You forgetting something?
Today, it was my birthday. My family usually gives me a financial gift, but didn't this time and said nothing about it. I cooked my own birthday dinner without help, then washed everyone's dishes. I got my own cake and ate it alone because they were too busy getting drunk. Nobody bothered to sing Happy Birthday either. FML
Today, I turned eighteen. Thinking I was going to get a big present from my parents on this special day, I eagerly unwrapped my present. They got me a bag of M and M's. Last year I got flannel bed sheets. FML
Today, it's my 22nd birthday. The only person who remembered was the dentist who sent me a postcard in the mail. I stopped going to him four years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
Today, it was my birthday. The only person who remembered was my dad who got me a phone charger for my car, which I didn't even need because he got me the same exact thing last year. FML
Sweet Sixteen
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
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aero_fml 0
It's actually a decent razor...
pariah13 0
I got one for my 18th birthday also. how weird.
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sykes831 0
the best a man can get - in your case this is quite true. I'm sorry, happy belated birthday though :)
Duck7575 0
This happened to me on my fifteenth birthday. Brilliant marketing.
AliceStrange 0
Happy birthday!
thekingjoe90 0
if I remember I also got a sample of deodrant and a sample of body wash as well from gilette
dooodle_fml 0
this is old. i saw this fml last year.
fa11en 0
Reminds me of my sweet sixteen, and my 17 birthday (I'm 17 now) Everyone forgot even parents (My mom remebered it was my b-day once she looked at the calender, but it was a little too late then.)
l33tm0nk3y 0
I wanna know where Gilette manages to get the mailing addresses AND birthdays of every guy in the freaking country... Not that I'm complaining, really. Free stuff is always good, even moreso free stuff that you'll actually use.
GCali4 0
happy birthday! =)
Notastalker 0
OMFG IM 18!!!! stfu no oonneeee cccaaaarrrrreeeeesssss seriously IMO. STFU You DOUCHEBAGS!!!
xToKeRx420x 0
haha loser