By a - 29/03/2012 15:19 - United States

Today, my grandfather proudly informed me that the dump he'd just took looked like a tiger claw. He announced this during dinner, and told us not to flush it until he could take a picture. FML
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commedia 16

Charlie Sheen in 20 years?

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The_Creeper_fml 8
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Can I have a copy of the picture?

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hippyhater3000 4

first!!!!

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iFizzgig 11

Almost as legit as the free candy van

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Clozzie 0

How to finish the fml: We dont own a camera. FML

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Frijolero_92 1
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I once took a dump that resembled the Blue Öyster Cult cross :3

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commedia 16

Charlie Sheen in 20 years?

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iliketurdles 7
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You really think he'll be alive in 20 years?

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olpally 32

It sounds like he's already at the Charlie sheen part of his life right now... He's "winning" with a tiger claw dump...

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idontknowyou123 0
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I was wondering what would happen if you drink tigers blood...

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FMLshark 12

One of the many side effects of tiger blood...

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mikeofthunder 13
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Charlie Sheen in twenty years? Try Charlie Sheen now

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suncifir 6
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This reminds me of the book Running With Scissors. Dr. Finch thinking his shit was a sign from god

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Maddidaddi 0

Lmao. 31!

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dobbyisfreeeeeee 10

Ten

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xIBleedPurplex16 0

Ew...

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JustDerpin 11

Well if it wasnt "Ew", I doubt OP wouldve posted this.

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The_Creeper_fml 8
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Can I have a copy of the picture?

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ladyLALAA 28
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Pics or it didn't happen!

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staymintyfresh 13
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That's disgusting

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teague95 16
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No shit? see what I just did there

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Krirn 21
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I see what you attempted.

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teague95 16
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Hey Jackie Chan chill

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teague95 16
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^we get it you recently bought a dictionary

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zen1979 16

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FMLshark 12

Someone just discovered how to use a thesaurus. Congratulations.

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Maddidaddi 0

Not sure if I should agree with you, but I do.

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KeannaLove 32

Hey, he's just finding happiness in the little things in life. Albeit gross, but still.

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perdix 29

Good thing it didn't look like a bear claw. To achieve such a perfect shape, he probably scored a Flawless Victory!

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teague95 16
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hey I ate a bear claw for breakfast! thought I'd share.

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danielhartlesss 13
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At least he didn't made you take a picture of it.

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teague95 16
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I know, gramps took all the fun

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Krirn 21
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Imagine flipping through the photo album one day just to find that picture along with all the baby pictures.

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rattusrattus 18
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"This is Johnny as a baby... this is Chloe... this is La-a Layby Scrabble... his parents were always a bit odd... and this is the Tiger Shit of Destiny! Do you want to know the legend of the Tiger Shit?"

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Krirn 21
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"3 Pounds, 12 Ounces. About a quarter of an hour of labor."

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