first!!!!

Sounds legit

Almost as legit as the free candy van

How to finish the fml:
We dont own a camera. FML

I once took a dump that resembled the Blue Öyster Cult cross :3

Charlie Sheen in 20 years?

You really think he'll be alive in 20 years?

It sounds like he's already at the Charlie sheen part of his life right now... He's "winning" with a tiger claw dump...

I was wondering what would happen if you drink tigers blood...

One of the many side effects of tiger blood...

Charlie Sheen in twenty years? Try Charlie Sheen now

This reminds me of the book Running With Scissors. Dr. Finch thinking his shit was a sign from god

Lmao. 31!

Ten

Ew...

Well if it wasnt "Ew", I doubt OP wouldve posted this.

Can I have a copy of the picture?

ditto ^

Pics or it didn't happen!

That's disgusting

No shit? see what I just did there

I see what you attempted.

Hey Jackie Chan chill

^we get it you recently bought a dictionary

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Someone just discovered how to use a thesaurus. Congratulations.

Not sure if I should agree with you, but I do.

6- You don't say?

Hey, he's just finding happiness in the little things in life. Albeit gross, but still.

Good thing it didn't look like a bear claw.

To achieve such a perfect shape, he probably scored a Flawless Victory!

hey I ate a bear claw for breakfast! thought I'd share.

At least he didn't made you take a picture of it.

I know, gramps took all the fun

Imagine flipping through the photo album one day just to find that picture along with all the baby pictures.

"This is Johnny as a baby... this is Chloe... this is La-a Layby Scrabble... his parents were always a bit odd... and this is the Tiger Shit of Destiny! Do you want to know the legend of the Tiger Shit?"

"3 Pounds, 12 Ounces. About a quarter of an hour of labor."