Today, my grandfather proudly informed me that the dump he'd just took looked like a tiger claw. He announced this during dinner, and told us not to flush it until he could take a picture. FML
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commedia
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Charlie Sheen in 20 years?
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The_Creeper_fml
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Can I have a copy of the picture?
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hippyhater3000
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first!!!!
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Sybarite_fml
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Sounds legit
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iFizzgig
| 11
Almost as legit as the free candy van
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Clozzie
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How to finish the fml:
We dont own a camera. FML
We dont own a camera. FML
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Frijolero_92
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I once took a dump that resembled the Blue Öyster Cult cross :3
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commedia
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Charlie Sheen in 20 years?
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iliketurdles
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You really think he'll be alive in 20 years?
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olpally
| 32
It sounds like he's already at the Charlie sheen part of his life right now... He's "winning" with a tiger claw dump...
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idontknowyou123
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I was wondering what would happen if you drink tigers blood...
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FMLshark
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One of the many side effects of tiger blood...
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mikeofthunder
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Charlie Sheen in twenty years? Try Charlie Sheen now
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suncifir
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This reminds me of the book Running With Scissors. Dr. Finch thinking his shit was a sign from god
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Maddidaddi
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Lmao. 31!
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dobbyisfreeeeeee
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Ten
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xIBleedPurplex16
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Ew...
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JustDerpin
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Well if it wasnt "Ew", I doubt OP wouldve posted this.
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The_Creeper_fml
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Can I have a copy of the picture?
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teague95
| 16
ditto ^
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ladyLALAA
| 28
Pics or it didn't happen!
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staymintyfresh
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That's disgusting
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teague95
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No shit? see what I just did there
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Krirn
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I see what you attempted.
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teague95
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Hey Jackie Chan chill
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teague95
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^we get it you recently bought a dictionary
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zen1979
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.
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FMLshark
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Someone just discovered how to use a thesaurus. Congratulations.
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Maddidaddi
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Not sure if I should agree with you, but I do.
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FMLsAreAwesome
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6- You don't say?
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KeannaLove
| 32
Hey, he's just finding happiness in the little things in life. Albeit gross, but still.
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perdix
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Good thing it didn't look like a bear claw.
To achieve such a perfect shape, he probably scored a Flawless Victory!
To achieve such a perfect shape, he probably scored a Flawless Victory!
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teague95
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hey I ate a bear claw for breakfast! thought I'd share.
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danielhartlesss
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At least he didn't made you take a picture of it.
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teague95
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I know, gramps took all the fun
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Krirn
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Imagine flipping through the photo album one day just to find that picture along with all the baby pictures.
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rattusrattus
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"This is Johnny as a baby... this is Chloe... this is La-a Layby Scrabble... his parents were always a bit odd... and this is the Tiger Shit of Destiny! Do you want to know the legend of the Tiger Shit?"
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Krirn
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"3 Pounds, 12 Ounces. About a quarter of an hour of labor."