Lost
United States
Today, it was my 18th birthday. Nobody said anything. Gillette sent me a free razor though. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
BirthdayTeeth
United Arab Emirates
Today, it was my 18th birthday. I got one thing: a fancy electric toothbrush from my little sister. I would say I'm happy to have something rather than nothing, except, for as long as the toothbrush works, there will be a Hannah Montana concert going on in my mouth. FML
Anonymous
Brookline, United States
Alexa, play "Unhappy Birthday" by The Smiths
Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML
same
Palo Alto, United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
random123
United States
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend was kind enough to give me prescription strength deodorant. FML
Anonymous
North Miami Beach, United States
You forgetting something?
Today, it was my birthday. My family usually gives me a financial gift, but didn't this time and said nothing about it. I cooked my own birthday dinner without help, then washed everyone's dishes. I got my own cake and ate it alone because they were too busy getting drunk. Nobody bothered to sing Happy Birthday either. FML
bdaygirl
United States
Today, I turned eighteen. Thinking I was going to get a big present from my parents on this special day, I eagerly unwrapped my present. They got me a bag of M and M's. Last year I got flannel bed sheets. FML
dentistftw
United States
Today, it's my 22nd birthday. The only person who remembered was the dentist who sent me a postcard in the mail. I stopped going to him four years ago. FML
amber
Saint Paul, United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it was my birthday. The only person who remembered was my dad who got me a phone charger for my car, which I didn't even need because he got me the same exact thing last year. FML
Anonymous
Netherlands
Sweet Sixteen
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Top comments
aero_fml 0
It's actually a decent razor...
pariah13 0
I got one for my 18th birthday also. how weird.
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isntthisironic 0
hey, its the best a man can get
14241221cc 0
same kind of thing here.... 18 and none of my "friends" said happy brithday to me. but my counselor at school made me cupcakes that all my "friends" tried to steal and didnt get why i had them
8trickster8 0
Real men have beards.
JOHNNYFML 0
It was my Birthday too, 16, most of my friends didn't even say happy birthday, they just drilled me in the arm 17 times each
lil_cig 0
Well, today is my birthday too (January 15) and Gillette never bothered to send me a razor :( I'm still getting a lot of text messages and wall posts on facebook though, so i guess i'm fine :P
ashylarry 0
ydi for not going outside and getting friends. loser.
FML191919 3
Wow a free razor!!!! What are u complaining about ( sarcastically )
XCrunner11 0
Get a Facebook then everybody will say it! lol, sorry though
spreadtheword1o1 0
happy bdau
scarsnstars45 0
L'chayim, you're finally a man, unless your a girl, in which case you could some day be a man….…kinda! C'mon Yentel!