"Do you play any instrument?" By Lewis - 22/12/2018 19:00 Watch me! agreeclassic 267 vote type 1 75 Share Tweet Share
Today, I tried to be a responsible adult and went to bed early. I woke up at 3 a.m. and couldn't fall back asleep, so I binge-watched a whole season of a show on Netflix. It was a terrible fucking show as well. FML agreeclassic 600 vote type 1 282
Today, my wife and I spent hours cleaning our home, including her mother’s room, which has a floor covered in talcum powder (that she believes keeps ants away). After laboriously sweeping, and then washing the floor, it eventually dried. Two minutes later she poured talc all over the floor again. FML agreeclassic 565 vote type 1 178
Today, a guy tried to pick me up with the line, "You're ugly. Just kidding. You're my date." FML agreeclassic 44 484 vote type 1 3 984
Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML agreeclassic 55 805 vote type 1 15 057
Today, I got back from a week long holiday with my new girlfriend. I started thinking about her whilst talking to my parents and reflexively cupped my mother's ass. FML agreeclassic 14 239 vote type 1 31 174
Today, I was a bridesmaid at my best friend’s wedding. During the ceremony, I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to stifle it, but when I sneezed, my bouquet flew out of my hands and into the groom’s face. It knocked his glasses off, and everyone was silent until the groom finally said, “Are you implying you oppose our marriage?” FML agreeclassic 438 vote type 1 114
i jusr died😂😂😂😂😂😂
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