Bigmouth strikes again

By Anonymous - 14/12/2022 18:00

Today, I was pretending to be a mom with my friends, and I was joking how I bought them candy and that it cost me an arm and a leg, only to realize that the cashier only had one arm. FML
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RichardPencil 30

If she still had both legs, she must have settled for cheaper candy.

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Chazzster 28

At one point or another we’ve all said something we were embarrassed for having said - It’s part of being human… Having said that, it’s always wise to “read the room” before saying something that could turn out to be embarrassing.

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RichardPencil 30

If she still had both legs, she must have settled for cheaper candy.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Nope. An arm and a leg is the retail price. Wholesale is just an arm.

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Chazzster 28

At one point or another we’ve all said something we were embarrassed for having said - It’s part of being human… Having said that, it’s always wise to “read the room” before saying something that could turn out to be embarrassing.

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Anderling 32

For what it’s worth most disabled people will recognize that it wasn’t intended to be a jerk move, and some may have Very Strong Feelings on not adjusting your language around them.

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Marcella1016 31

Yep, this. I had a blind friend who always said “Good to see you!” Very sweet soul who loved to joke around. Apparently understood that it was just a phrase and used it as such. RIP.

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tiptoppc 19

Hopefully before the awkwardness got worse, you disarmed the cashier from handing you insults. Gotta hand it to them, they kept a cool upper hand.

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