By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 00:04 - United States
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that's romantic.
who was in jail mom or dad,what position did they use,are there pictures
Gee, wow, you guessed your post number. Would you like a cookie to celebrate your significant achievement?
yes please.
you are a dumbass, that's all.
Yea I'm gunna chuck this FML into the, who cares category
I was actually going to comment just one word..."So?", but that's already been taken, so now, I still only have one word..."Ditto!"
Now THAT'S a story for your next generation.
what's a conjugal visit
I'm gonna listen to my instincts, and search this one up in Incognito Mode. o_O
Google Chrome FTW!
Google Chrome! :3
JFGI
that stands for wut?
hail chrome! the chromium revolution! woot woot. oh, and by the way, conjugal visit is: A conjugal visit is a scheduled extended visit during which an inmate of a prison is permitted to spend several hours or days in private, usually with a legal spouse. While the parties may engage in sexual intercourse, the generally recognized basis for permitting such a visit in modern times is to preserve family bonds and increase the chances of success for a prisoner's eventual return to life outside prison.
to JFGI- Hello you MLIA reader you? :)
lol, chrome?
It's where a boyfriend and a girlfriend if one of them is in jail, can have sex.
"Chromium Revolution." That term sounds like an epic series of battles. I might use a variation of it in a novel I'm writing. Thanks.
Haha. How is this supposed to be an FML? It's not like you were a rape victim conception or something. Give me a break...
Ahaha. In before the flood of "WHAT'S THAT WORD MEAN?" e_e
If I'm not mistaken, it's when an inmate is allowed to get nookie with a visitor (presumably girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband).
so? i was concieved in a gay bar.
I was conceived in Whistler. If you don't count that... time, then I've never been to Whistler.
Do all your parents tell you where they conceived you? That doesn't sound like a fun conversation.
wow. they were stoned shitless. right?
My parents didn't have sex to have me... the stork dropped me of...I cant imagine my parents having sex...thats just wrong& nasty in so many levels......
hahaha, I was an ivf baby, so I can pretend my parents have never done that stuff, lol.
So I was conceived in a doctor's office... by artificial insemination.
#12 Wait how were you conceived in a Gay Bar? That does not make any sense. Is that even possible?
Straight people do go to gay bars. I have been many times, ways for a girls night out at bar without getting hit on by drunks.
i was in the back of a pickup truck my mother was supposed to pick up her brother at the arcade lol
Oh dear, poor you :p You have my sympathies...
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hail chrome! the chromium revolution! woot woot. oh, and by the way, conjugal visit is: A conjugal visit is a scheduled extended visit during which an inmate of a prison is permitted to spend several hours or days in private, usually with a legal spouse. While the parties may engage in sexual intercourse, the generally recognized basis for permitting such a visit in modern times is to preserve family bonds and increase the chances of success for a prisoner's eventual return to life outside prison.
so? i was concieved in a gay bar.