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Sunday 1 November 2009 00:04 /
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papertigers_fml
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that's romantic.
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voodootrucker
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who was in jail mom or dad,what position did they use,are there pictures
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whataloadofbull
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2nd.
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Arnie_fml
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Gee, wow, you guessed your post number. Would you like a cookie to celebrate your significant achievement?
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whataloadofbull
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yes please.
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conartist66
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soooo... wut?
stuff like thats why they hav abortion
stuff like thats why they hav abortion
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spiffles
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Uh, what? Are you functionally retarded?
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bugmenotmofo
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#44: They should have aborted you. Learn to spell. Learn correct grammar. Stop making the world a dumber place. Also, you can't just be like, "Whoops, a child. Lets get an abortion." Maybe they wanted to have a kid.
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radicalxxrachel
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you are a dumbass, that's all.
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cuteaimee06
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So?
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UpYourself
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Yea I'm gunna chuck this FML into the, who cares category
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marrajane
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I was actually going to comment just one word..."So?", but that's already been taken, so now, I still only have one word..."Ditto!"
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aero_fml
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Wrong one...
Comment reply fail
Comment reply fail
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saimaali
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Now THAT'S a story for your next generation.
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alex_rose_x
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what's a conjugal visit
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darkheadlights
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You're ON the INTERNET. Use Google.
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goddamme
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I'm gonna listen to my instincts, and search this one up in Incognito Mode. o_O
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millyXD
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Google Chrome FTW!
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redbluegreen
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Google Chrome! :3
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aero_fml
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All your base are belong to Google Chrome
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Maxine17
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JFGI
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that stands for wut?
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Kylias
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Google it and find out.
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pwnrzero
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hail chrome!
the chromium revolution!
woot woot.
oh, and by the way, conjugal visit is:
A conjugal visit is a scheduled extended visit during which an inmate of a prison is permitted to spend several hours or days in private, usually with a legal spouse. While the parties may engage in sexual intercourse, the generally recognized basis for permitting such a visit in modern times is to preserve family bonds and increase the chances of success for a prisoner's eventual return to life outside prison.
the chromium revolution!
woot woot.
oh, and by the way, conjugal visit is:
A conjugal visit is a scheduled extended visit during which an inmate of a prison is permitted to spend several hours or days in private, usually with a legal spouse. While the parties may engage in sexual intercourse, the generally recognized basis for permitting such a visit in modern times is to preserve family bonds and increase the chances of success for a prisoner's eventual return to life outside prison.
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Yooh_Plus_Meh
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to JFGI-
Hello you MLIA reader you? :)
Hello you MLIA reader you? :)
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quarty165
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thank you pwnrzero. I did look it up, and the definition only says "having to do with marriage," in which case i should think the op rather lucky.
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jclishman
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lol, chrome?
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noncom
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It's where a boyfriend and a girlfriend if one of them is in jail, can have sex.
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ThePieGuy0817
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"Chromium Revolution."
That term sounds like an epic series of battles. I might use a variation of it in a novel I'm writing. Thanks.
That term sounds like an epic series of battles. I might use a variation of it in a novel I'm writing. Thanks.
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blastvortex
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Haha. How is this supposed to be an FML? It's not like you were a rape victim conception or something. Give me a break...
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LeverPuller
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Ahaha.
In before the flood of "WHAT'S THAT WORD MEAN?"
e_e
In before the flood of "WHAT'S THAT WORD MEAN?"
e_e
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Muffinish
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If I'm not mistaken, it's when an inmate is allowed to get nookie with a visitor (presumably girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband).
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atvarela
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so? i was concieved in a gay bar.
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Belief_fml
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Lol. Awesome.
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possumisawesome
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I was conceived in Whistler. If you don't count that... time, then I've never been to Whistler.
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8trickster8
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Do all your parents tell you where they conceived you? That doesn't sound like a fun conversation.
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boatkicker
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You are correct. It is not a fun conversation.
I was conceive in celebration of my father winning $200 at a wrestling match. The first nad only time he ever cared to see wrestling. I once even knew the exact date, but I have blocked that out.
I was conceive in celebration of my father winning $200 at a wrestling match. The first nad only time he ever cared to see wrestling. I once even knew the exact date, but I have blocked that out.
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hobosaresexy
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sexy. I was conceived in a van after a grateful dead concert. (dead head hippie parents)
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chelzy
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wow. they were stoned shitless. right?
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Alejandra760
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My parents didn't have sex to have me... the stork dropped me of...I cant imagine my parents having sex...thats just wrong& nasty in so many levels......
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turtleomnom
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hahaha, I was an ivf baby, so I can pretend my parents have never done that stuff, lol.
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noncom
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So I was conceived in a doctor's office... by artificial insemination.
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noncom
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#12
Wait how were you conceived in a Gay Bar? That does not make any sense. Is that even possible?
Wait how were you conceived in a Gay Bar? That does not make any sense. Is that even possible?
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Dogbite1313
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Straight people do go to gay bars. I have been many times, ways for a girls night out at bar without getting hit on by drunks.
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sasyquin
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i was in the back of a pickup truck my mother was supposed to pick up her brother at the arcade lol
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live_2_eat
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Oh dear, poor you :p You have my sympathies...
Germany
Norway
the chromium revolution!
woot woot.
oh, and by the way, conjugal visit is:
A conjugal visit is a scheduled extended visit during which an inmate of a prison is permitted to spend several hours or days in private, usually with a legal spouse. While the parties may engage in sexual intercourse, the generally recognized basis for permitting such a visit in modern times is to preserve family bonds and increase the chances of success for a prisoner's eventual return to life outside prison.