Today, it's Saturday night, and also Halloween. Instead of going out, I'm sitting at home on MSN telling everyone who asks me what I'm doing tonight that I'm 'going out in 10 minutes to a party', then when 10 minutes pass, I block them. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on MSN when the conversation died. So I lied and told them I had to go get ready for a party, and that everyone was expecting me there. I spent the rest of the night playing The Sims. FML
Today, I avoided checking Facebook because I didn't want to see all the Halloween parties involving my friends that I didn't get invited to. FML
Today, I was chatting with a friend on msn. She told me a few days ago a Halloween party we had been planning was canceled because her parents said no at the last moment. Wanting to cheer her up, I went to her house to surprise her. I guess the party wasn't canceled after all. FML
Today, at 2 am on a Saturday, I purposely updated my Facebook status from my iPod so people will see that I posted from a 'mobile device' and think I'm out at a bar having a life, instead of sitting at home on my bed watching movies on my Netflix. FML
Today, I finished making an awesome costume for a Halloween party my crush was attending. I then checked the invite and found out the party was last night. FML
Today, I'm a 19 year-old college student in NYC, it's Friday night and I'm sitting alone on my bed in my dorm room, talking to my mother on Facebook. Then she stopped responding. Turns out even my mother has better things to do on Friday night. FML
Today, tired of my social anxiety making me look uncool, I told everyone I was going out partying tonight. I'm actually just going to watch 'Jersey Shore' and pretend I'm with the cast. Something even more sad? I'm really excited. FML
Today, I posted on my Facebook wall that I'd gotten into a huge bar fight and had the shit kicked out of me, all to avoid having to tell the truth, namely that I'd stayed home all night because nobody invited me out to party. FML
Today, it's Saturday. While all my friends go out to have fun, I get my excitement thinking about how I'll be sleeping with a new pillow. FML
Today, I purposely misspelled words while texting my boyfriend so he would think I was out partying and having a life. FML
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Top comments
price_c_13 0
Wanna hang out? Haha cause I got the same plan
Jotham 0
Wow, nice halloween
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macgruberiscool 0
Im scared if i will have something to do or not this halloween
Ohnothingreally 0
You guys celebrate Halloween down under now?
Starayo 1
No, but some people will use any excuse to get wasted and do things they'll regret.
Chelsee_fml 0
I have the exact same plans. :-/ cept I'll be at work till ten. I extended my two weeks notice so I have something to do on Halloween
NorfolkDude 2
Why don't you just sign off MSN? I don't get how this is a FML? In anycase, why don't you be honest? Just be like, "Man I have nothing to do." And perhaps people will be like, "Me either." And you can develop friendships there. It's not the end of the world that you didn't go to some hot party on Halloween and many people share the same fate as you do. So you should be honest. Who knows? Maybe someone will be like, "Well hey, I'm going to a cool party tonight, do you want to come along with me since you're not going anywhere?" And you'll be like, "Yeah! I can do that!" But now you'll never know cause you just told everyone a lie and you're just left to your own pity and anger.
wrestling49 0
Maybe they were asking for your plans because they wanna hang out with u, u dumbass.
1m_b0r3d 0
I simply cannot comprehend how posts like these are actually fmls :s
Maxine17 8
This is actually hilarious.
menschmaschine5 0
If you must sit at home, don't sign on MSN. Read a book or watch a movie or something. Or just go out and find something to do. Oh and not an FML. I'm not going to any parties or anything tonight either. Why? I have to get up at an obnoxious hour of the morning to work tomorrow.
bugmenotmofo 34
you're a douche. actually not because you sit at home, but because you're worried too much about what people might think about you for that. by lying to everyone, you screw your chances for a last-minute-invitation to a halloween party. Are you a sado-masochist? Feel pleasure in torturing yourself? Then just go on like that. Stay online, lie to people and be reminded by every single lie that you don't have a halloween party to go to.
CrysGom 0
It's still 9am here