Forever alone and Miscellaneous: Lonely

Lonely

By Anonymous - 07/11/2009 00:29 - United States

Today, I'm a 19 year-old college student in NYC, it's Friday night and I'm sitting alone on my bed in my dorm room, talking to my mother on Facebook. Then she stopped responding. Turns out even my mother has better things to do on Friday night. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 179

You deserved it 6 534

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By geewhiz - 01/02/2009 10:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I'm 19, I'm at uni, I've never been kissed and the only person I have had a proper conversation with in the past week is my Mum. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 648

You deserved it 5 493

Meddling

By Anonymous - 26/03/2023 19:00 - United States - Pomona

Today, I was sitting in math class taking notes on my laptop when my mom texted me, asking why I wasn’t in class. She has my location for security purposes. I’m 19 and in college. FML

I agree, your life sucks 773

You deserved it 138

By lousy - 31/01/2009 22:23 - United States

Today, I live with my mother and realized she goes out with her friends and dates more times a week than I do in a single month. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 070

You deserved it 3 905

Cringe

By iamshrimpy - 08/01/2010 06:24 - Canada

Today, I logged onto Facebook to a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 089

You deserved it 6 032

By maf811 - 07/11/2011 12:13 - United States

Today, my mother panicked and was about to report me missing when I didn't answer her calls while I was at a movie. I'm 31, and have lived on my own for over 10 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 031

You deserved it 2 793

By gooddaydude - 04/04/2015 19:32 - United States - Omaha

Today, my mom called 5 times and I didn't pick up due to being in class at college. I was later called to the front desk, where my mom was crying. She said she was worried about me because I didn't say "I love you" to her after she dropped me off at college. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 392

You deserved it 4 306

By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 04:17 - United States

Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 523

You deserved it 2 989

Leave me alone!

By Can I have some sleep? - 14/11/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I texted my mom and had to explain to her that calling me repeatedly at 2 a.m. because you're bored and want to talk is not really a good idea. Seriously, nothing happened, she just wanted to chat because she had nothing else to do. Her response to my message? She started calling me again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 423

You deserved it 92

You'll understand when you're older

By Anonymous - 25/11/2021 11:01 - United States - Livonia

Today, my mom told me the night before our school trip that I’m not going so she could get a refund. Now I have to stay alone with my mom for a week, while my friends are having the time of their life in NYC. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 190

You deserved it 137

Denial

By Anonymous - 04/03/2014 04:12 - United States - Woodland

Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 170

You deserved it 3 217

iFellytone 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 8:22

You have your mom on Facebook? That just adds to everything.

Peroxide 3

Saturday 7 November 2009 8:54

I'm a hot 18 year old college student willing to pleasure you for the right price negotiated behind the curtain in the VIP room.

Comments

DameGreyWulf 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 8:21

I'm a 19 year old college student at /home/ (as in, parents' house) on a Friday night. Time to continue on to the next mod fail.

Reyo 2

Saturday 7 November 2009 8:46

I'm a 20 year old college student to, and I'm here not doing my Chemistry homework. Beside, (at the risk of sounding like a nerd) shouldn't you be studying? I know, "you need a social life!" "don't be such a nerd" "lolfag!". Then how about instead of mopping on the internet, he does some ACADEMIC related activities.

iFellytone 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 8:22

You have your mom on Facebook? That just adds to everything.

Beepboop1 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 8:24

Dude wtf is wrong with you. I'm 16, in the city, and party all the time. Grow some balls.

BeeSkwaird 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 15:24

No need to feed the OP's superficial definition of fun. OP, stop being a narcissist. This is not an FML, as no one exists to entertain you.

Flutist 3

Tuesday 10 November 2009 14:30

BeepBoop, I'm 17 and I think you sound like an ass. Op, make plans. If you don't have friends then join a church group or a club or go out by yourself and see a movie. There are tons of clubs to join on campus, I am sure. So instead of moping around do some studying or make plans. People don't always have to call you. We aren't here for your enjoyment oh wise one.

fireandice27 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 8:27

I'm also a 19 year old student, and I haven't gone out on a Friday in... um... months. Perhaps it's something to do with the fact that I'm a crazy person who decided to do Medicine and subsequently has no life other than studystudystudy :S But yeah - I know how you feel :(

covertamerica 11

Thursday 7 June 2012 16:52

Good. Remember that when your successful. Hard work pays off. I am only 19 but since a recent court charge I have changed how I do my days. I work hard as hell and play in the future. Your not crazy:)

Zimmer_483 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 8:41

im also a college student.turnin 18 on monday,live in brooklyn,and i forgot when was the last time i went out on a friday night.nice to kno im not alone.

Lara9944 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 8:38

I'm a 19 year old college student and I'm home at my parents house right now catching up on tv shows...

musiclife_fml 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 8:39

ProTip: when life gives you nothing to do on Friday nights, start a blog about something you're interested in.

Peroxide 3

Saturday 7 November 2009 8:50

neopets lawl. Still, better than farmville...

fireandice27 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 9:32

By about 10000000000000 times

instantfail 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 8:40

I'm an 18-year-old college student and I just spent the last few minutes trying to unplug the drain in my sink because I had poured too much tea leaves down it earlier.