Today, it's Saturday night, and also Halloween. Instead of going out, I'm sitting at home on MSN telling everyone who asks me what I'm doing tonight that I'm 'going out in 10 minutes to a party', then when 10 minutes pass, I block them. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on MSN when the conversation died. So I lied and told them I had to go get ready for a party, and that everyone was expecting me there. I spent the rest of the night playing The Sims. FML
Today, I avoided checking Facebook because I didn't want to see all the Halloween parties involving my friends that I didn't get invited to. FML
Today, I was chatting with a friend on msn. She told me a few days ago a Halloween party we had been planning was canceled because her parents said no at the last moment. Wanting to cheer her up, I went to her house to surprise her. I guess the party wasn't canceled after all. FML
Today, at 2 am on a Saturday, I purposely updated my Facebook status from my iPod so people will see that I posted from a 'mobile device' and think I'm out at a bar having a life, instead of sitting at home on my bed watching movies on my Netflix. FML
Today, I finished making an awesome costume for a Halloween party my crush was attending. I then checked the invite and found out the party was last night. FML
Today, I'm a 19 year-old college student in NYC, it's Friday night and I'm sitting alone on my bed in my dorm room, talking to my mother on Facebook. Then she stopped responding. Turns out even my mother has better things to do on Friday night. FML
Today, tired of my social anxiety making me look uncool, I told everyone I was going out partying tonight. I'm actually just going to watch 'Jersey Shore' and pretend I'm with the cast. Something even more sad? I'm really excited. FML
Today, I posted on my Facebook wall that I'd gotten into a huge bar fight and had the shit kicked out of me, all to avoid having to tell the truth, namely that I'd stayed home all night because nobody invited me out to party. FML
Today, it's Saturday. While all my friends go out to have fun, I get my excitement thinking about how I'll be sleeping with a new pillow. FML
Today, I purposely misspelled words while texting my boyfriend so he would think I was out partying and having a life. FML
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price_c_13 0
Wanna hang out? Haha cause I got the same plan
Jotham 0
Wow, nice halloween
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Comments (151)
icanfloat12 0
dude ask someone if they wana hang out! they just wana hang out with u!
nuttinick 0
pshht loser!
22jrdn55 15
lmao thats a pretty good idea, and it'll work out great unless some asks if s/he could come with!
22jrdn55 15
its only 11:23 am over here FML IS GETTING RETARDED BY THE SECOND AND THATS WHY I HAVE TWO COMMENTS!
Mx_Rider 6
honestly. ive had it with this website its soooo gay. im deleting my account lol, honestly ydi for not having friends an staying home booo whoooo
timeatrice 0
wait...how is this even possible? its saturday morning...
onyxindigo 0
She clearly lives in Australia.. Can't you read ?
letitbe56 0
Why is it so hard to just say to one of these people, "I'm not sure yet. What are you doing?" and if what they say sounds like fun, just say, "Oh hey, that sounds like fun. Can I come with you?" If people are talking to you on MSN, clearly they don't hate you...and if you IMed people first just to do this, then you doubly deserve it. It's entirely possible some of these people asked you because they thought maybe they could join you. You make friends by acting like you want to be friends with people. Not by waiting for people to take pity on you. Anyone who thinks you're weird for being friendly is, as cliched as it sounds, simply not worth it.
Bright_Lights 14
Letibe, I salute you. I imagine you're a guy?
letitbe56 0
You imagined wrong.
Kickmehard 0
Maybe they were going to invite you somewhere.. or.. not... lol
mannix_fml 0
"I could have totally done something about it, but I wanted to feel sorry for myself."
bottleofjack 0
how is it night? its morning right now but you could have just been like idk yet,then asked what they were doing duh.