Today, it's Saturday night, and also Halloween. Instead of going out, I'm sitting at home on MSN telling everyone who asks me what I'm doing tonight that I'm 'going out in 10 minutes to a party', then when 10 minutes pass, I block them. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was on MSN when the conversation died. So I lied and told them I had to go get ready for a party, and that everyone was expecting me there. I spent the rest of the night playing The Sims. FML
Today, I avoided checking Facebook because I didn't want to see all the Halloween parties involving my friends that I didn't get invited to. FML
Today, I was chatting with a friend on msn. She told me a few days ago a Halloween party we had been planning was canceled because her parents said no at the last moment. Wanting to cheer her up, I went to her house to surprise her. I guess the party wasn't canceled after all. FML
Today, at 2 am on a Saturday, I purposely updated my Facebook status from my iPod so people will see that I posted from a 'mobile device' and think I'm out at a bar having a life, instead of sitting at home on my bed watching movies on my Netflix. FML
Today, I finished making an awesome costume for a Halloween party my crush was attending. I then checked the invite and found out the party was last night. FML
Today, I'm a 19 year-old college student in NYC, it's Friday night and I'm sitting alone on my bed in my dorm room, talking to my mother on Facebook. Then she stopped responding. Turns out even my mother has better things to do on Friday night. FML
Today, tired of my social anxiety making me look uncool, I told everyone I was going out partying tonight. I'm actually just going to watch 'Jersey Shore' and pretend I'm with the cast. Something even more sad? I'm really excited. FML
Today, I posted on my Facebook wall that I'd gotten into a huge bar fight and had the shit kicked out of me, all to avoid having to tell the truth, namely that I'd stayed home all night because nobody invited me out to party. FML
Today, it's Saturday. While all my friends go out to have fun, I get my excitement thinking about how I'll be sleeping with a new pillow. FML
Today, I purposely misspelled words while texting my boyfriend so he would think I was out partying and having a life. FML
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price_c_13 0
Wanna hang out? Haha cause I got the same plan
Jotham 0
Wow, nice halloween
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Comments (151)
yasmeenjonasx3 0
I hear ya. It's halloween & I can't go trick or treating or to a party cause I'm sick. This is my favorite holiday of the year. FML.
ajb_r 0
hope you realize they're probably gunna ask you if you wanna do something if they say "what are you doing tonight?"
hudo 0
haha maybe they ask what are you going to do because they want you to invite to party...
Dutchie2010 0
Sorry but if so many people actually ask then they care...which means you should be hanging out with them smartass Oh and another thing, idiot, just GO OFFLINE. then people might just assume you are gone and not home alone being a loser
AntiChrist7 0
I ain't bovvered. How the hell does weak FML's like this get through?
ilovemenn 0
me too, i moved recently so im friendless, so im sitting home this halloween, it blows.
mdjn09 0
I'm sick so I'm not doing shit although I prob wouldn't even I wasn't sick
Luv_my_life 0
Get a ******* life.
Helios9 0
Maybe you would have plans if you didn't lie and tell everyone you already did?
rosesdarkblue 0
Join the club.