Today, it's Saturday night, and also Halloween. Instead of going out, I'm sitting at home on MSN telling everyone who asks me what I'm doing tonight that I'm 'going out in 10 minutes to a party', then when 10 minutes pass, I block them. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on MSN when the conversation died. So I lied and told them I had to go get ready for a party, and that everyone was expecting me there. I spent the rest of the night playing The Sims. FML
Today, I avoided checking Facebook because I didn't want to see all the Halloween parties involving my friends that I didn't get invited to. FML
Today, I was chatting with a friend on msn. She told me a few days ago a Halloween party we had been planning was canceled because her parents said no at the last moment. Wanting to cheer her up, I went to her house to surprise her. I guess the party wasn't canceled after all. FML
Today, at 2 am on a Saturday, I purposely updated my Facebook status from my iPod so people will see that I posted from a 'mobile device' and think I'm out at a bar having a life, instead of sitting at home on my bed watching movies on my Netflix. FML
Today, I finished making an awesome costume for a Halloween party my crush was attending. I then checked the invite and found out the party was last night. FML
Today, I'm a 19 year-old college student in NYC, it's Friday night and I'm sitting alone on my bed in my dorm room, talking to my mother on Facebook. Then she stopped responding. Turns out even my mother has better things to do on Friday night. FML
Today, tired of my social anxiety making me look uncool, I told everyone I was going out partying tonight. I'm actually just going to watch 'Jersey Shore' and pretend I'm with the cast. Something even more sad? I'm really excited. FML
Today, I posted on my Facebook wall that I'd gotten into a huge bar fight and had the shit kicked out of me, all to avoid having to tell the truth, namely that I'd stayed home all night because nobody invited me out to party. FML
Today, it's Saturday. While all my friends go out to have fun, I get my excitement thinking about how I'll be sleeping with a new pillow. FML
Today, I purposely misspelled words while texting my boyfriend so he would think I was out partying and having a life. FML
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price_c_13 0
Wanna hang out? Haha cause I got the same plan
Jotham 0
Wow, nice halloween
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Comments (151)
Kelishas 9
You could have just said you didn't have plans, and you might have gotten some from your friends..how do you know all those people you were systematically blocking weren't sitting at home too, looking for something to do? YDI.
jw90 18
So you get a life and go do something. dress up and go get ur dumbass some candy or go egg and tp some houses.
youreanidiot 0
the FML is from Australia... idiots
arielhoee 9
Well that's not pathetic at all. xD I'm staying home too, but I have my bestfriend coming over. & we're going to scare little kids who come trick-or-treating, then watch scary movies. :D
noshitsherlock 0
It's not pathetic that you're staying in. It's PATHETIC that you're being ridiculous in trying to hide it. That just reeks of insecure loser. I'm staying in because I have a midterm coming up, but I'm not going to BLOCK people ten minutes later. That's just sad..
greenltrn2003 0
exactly...and if you dont why lie about it? im prolly not doing shit tonight either
fichie 0
thats ridiculous!! you live in Australia!! as an australian, I can safely say no one would be asking you what you would be doing as halloween is like the biggest non event ever!!!
GreenDaemon21 0
FAKE! women are not smart enuf to use da block button!
boysRdumb 0
-.- Of course. Men are so much more smarter than women, they can call women dumb, but spell like an uneducated jackass. I really hope you were joking. If you weren't, you just dropped the intelligence level of all men.
22jrdn55 15
no he has'nt! thats just a smarter way of communicating, you wouldnt understand! after all you're a girl!
letitbe56 0
Don't feed the trolls.
GreenDaemon21 0
I AM an uneducated jackass. u think educkation makes u better than me, bitch? y dun you go back to da kitchen and make me a sandwich
angiechaton 0
Maybe if you DIDN'T say you were busy, someone would invite you out!
kewlcat 0
how about you make plans ahead of time? in the past 2 years i didnt go out on halloween because i always tried to make plans way too late. but this year i made plans like a few days ahead of time. maybe if you did that you wouldn't be alone