Today, it's Saturday night, and also Halloween. Instead of going out, I'm sitting at home on MSN telling everyone who asks me what I'm doing tonight that I'm 'going out in 10 minutes to a party', then when 10 minutes pass, I block them. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on MSN when the conversation died. So I lied and told them I had to go get ready for a party, and that everyone was expecting me there. I spent the rest of the night playing The Sims. FML
Today, I avoided checking Facebook because I didn't want to see all the Halloween parties involving my friends that I didn't get invited to. FML
Today, I was chatting with a friend on msn. She told me a few days ago a Halloween party we had been planning was canceled because her parents said no at the last moment. Wanting to cheer her up, I went to her house to surprise her. I guess the party wasn't canceled after all. FML
Today, at 2 am on a Saturday, I purposely updated my Facebook status from my iPod so people will see that I posted from a 'mobile device' and think I'm out at a bar having a life, instead of sitting at home on my bed watching movies on my Netflix. FML
Today, I finished making an awesome costume for a Halloween party my crush was attending. I then checked the invite and found out the party was last night. FML
Today, I'm a 19 year-old college student in NYC, it's Friday night and I'm sitting alone on my bed in my dorm room, talking to my mother on Facebook. Then she stopped responding. Turns out even my mother has better things to do on Friday night. FML
Today, tired of my social anxiety making me look uncool, I told everyone I was going out partying tonight. I'm actually just going to watch 'Jersey Shore' and pretend I'm with the cast. Something even more sad? I'm really excited. FML
Today, I posted on my Facebook wall that I'd gotten into a huge bar fight and had the shit kicked out of me, all to avoid having to tell the truth, namely that I'd stayed home all night because nobody invited me out to party. FML
Today, it's Saturday. While all my friends go out to have fun, I get my excitement thinking about how I'll be sleeping with a new pillow. FML
Today, I purposely misspelled words while texting my boyfriend so he would think I was out partying and having a life. FML
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price_c_13 0
Wanna hang out? Haha cause I got the same plan
Jotham 0
Wow, nice halloween
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I_am_stupid_also 6
Now that I know what social capital is, I'm going to start responding to facebook invites with a term sheet.
hudaheo 0
i only have about 30-40 friends on facebook. FML :(
pursuethemoment 0
hahaha i think thats really funy, i might do that tonight hahahaha
AFewScrewsLoose 0
I had to laugh at this, it is pretty funny, the image i got was hilarious ^.^ but really, i wouldn't want to be anywhere except my best friend's place, stealing all her choccies. :D
ffmylife 0
hey, you chose to make yourself miserable, so quit your whining. i'd rather read twilight.
Ducati45 0
The other people on msn probably weren't doing anything either! I think you should've invited them over to watch some classic horror movies. I went to a party on halloween and it was totally lame. (from Aus as well). It's not a real holiday, don't worry about it.
LadyxCyanide 0
Bleh,I Know How You Feel.I'm Stuck Home Doing The Same Exact Thing On MSN.I'm So Bored TT.TT
bosgurl90 0
Today its saturday night and also halloween and im in my dorm room watching foxnews, fml
loat 0
Oh well, the only upside of my halloween night out was stealing a "men at work" sign. Going out is over rated.
mileycyruslvrrrr 0
it's not a big deal that you didn't go out. i hat halloween and parties, so i'm staying home too. but lying about it is lame. i doubt people would care if you just said you weren't going out.