Today, it's Saturday night, and also Halloween. Instead of going out, I'm sitting at home on MSN telling everyone who asks me what I'm doing tonight that I'm 'going out in 10 minutes to a party', then when 10 minutes pass, I block them. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on MSN when the conversation died. So I lied and told them I had to go get ready for a party, and that everyone was expecting me there. I spent the rest of the night playing The Sims. FML
Today, I avoided checking Facebook because I didn't want to see all the Halloween parties involving my friends that I didn't get invited to. FML
Today, I was chatting with a friend on msn. She told me a few days ago a Halloween party we had been planning was canceled because her parents said no at the last moment. Wanting to cheer her up, I went to her house to surprise her. I guess the party wasn't canceled after all. FML
Today, at 2 am on a Saturday, I purposely updated my Facebook status from my iPod so people will see that I posted from a 'mobile device' and think I'm out at a bar having a life, instead of sitting at home on my bed watching movies on my Netflix. FML
Today, I finished making an awesome costume for a Halloween party my crush was attending. I then checked the invite and found out the party was last night. FML
Today, I'm a 19 year-old college student in NYC, it's Friday night and I'm sitting alone on my bed in my dorm room, talking to my mother on Facebook. Then she stopped responding. Turns out even my mother has better things to do on Friday night. FML
Today, tired of my social anxiety making me look uncool, I told everyone I was going out partying tonight. I'm actually just going to watch 'Jersey Shore' and pretend I'm with the cast. Something even more sad? I'm really excited. FML
Today, I posted on my Facebook wall that I'd gotten into a huge bar fight and had the shit kicked out of me, all to avoid having to tell the truth, namely that I'd stayed home all night because nobody invited me out to party. FML
Today, it's Saturday. While all my friends go out to have fun, I get my excitement thinking about how I'll be sleeping with a new pillow. FML
Today, I purposely misspelled words while texting my boyfriend so he would think I was out partying and having a life. FML
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Top comments
price_c_13 0
Wanna hang out? Haha cause I got the same plan
Jotham 0
Wow, nice halloween
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Comments (151)
dragon2041 0
I find it hilarious that you feel the need to make people think you're out partying.
bernicexx 0
omg dis shit is funny ! im sorry but u seriously have no life (:
GLiTTeRz 0
you forgot to add in the part you were on FML .
XxsabathxX 12
could have just put ur status as offline
cerealkilr197 0
ever think that if they are asking your plans, they might ask you to go somewhere with them if you were free?
iateunicorn 0
my birthdays on halloween i didnt even try to lie that i was doing something
hurrican_fml 0
Don't you go trick or treating?
rhiannonleesarah 14
We generally don't celebrate Halloween here in Australia
Poro_fml 12
I did something similar a while ago. I got some good advice - next time, if you want to do something, you could say, "Nothing, want to do something?" or something along the lines of that. The person I talked to said it was usually an invitation to do something if they asked what you were up to.
hurley12 30
Why not just say you have no plans? Maybe they'd ask if you want to do something