Today, it's Saturday night, and also Halloween. Instead of going out, I'm sitting at home on MSN telling everyone who asks me what I'm doing tonight that I'm 'going out in 10 minutes to a party', then when 10 minutes pass, I block them. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on MSN when the conversation died. So I lied and told them I had to go get ready for a party, and that everyone was expecting me there. I spent the rest of the night playing The Sims. FML
Today, I avoided checking Facebook because I didn't want to see all the Halloween parties involving my friends that I didn't get invited to. FML
Today, I was chatting with a friend on msn. She told me a few days ago a Halloween party we had been planning was canceled because her parents said no at the last moment. Wanting to cheer her up, I went to her house to surprise her. I guess the party wasn't canceled after all. FML
Today, at 2 am on a Saturday, I purposely updated my Facebook status from my iPod so people will see that I posted from a 'mobile device' and think I'm out at a bar having a life, instead of sitting at home on my bed watching movies on my Netflix. FML
Today, I finished making an awesome costume for a Halloween party my crush was attending. I then checked the invite and found out the party was last night. FML
Today, I'm a 19 year-old college student in NYC, it's Friday night and I'm sitting alone on my bed in my dorm room, talking to my mother on Facebook. Then she stopped responding. Turns out even my mother has better things to do on Friday night. FML
Today, tired of my social anxiety making me look uncool, I told everyone I was going out partying tonight. I'm actually just going to watch 'Jersey Shore' and pretend I'm with the cast. Something even more sad? I'm really excited. FML
Today, I posted on my Facebook wall that I'd gotten into a huge bar fight and had the shit kicked out of me, all to avoid having to tell the truth, namely that I'd stayed home all night because nobody invited me out to party. FML
Today, it's Saturday. While all my friends go out to have fun, I get my excitement thinking about how I'll be sleeping with a new pillow. FML
Today, I purposely misspelled words while texting my boyfriend so he would think I was out partying and having a life. FML
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price_c_13 0
Wanna hang out? Haha cause I got the same plan
Jotham 0
Wow, nice halloween
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lulu101_1 0
ooooo shame i went out for halloween, but i got egged at, thank god i can run and got out of the way!!! but my friends werent too lucky.
Jonathan33 0
there's always those people at school (I'm a senior) who always brag about how "wasted" they got, and how they got in so much "trouble". they always look around to see if anyones dropping in their conversation so they can get the attention they want. when really getting "wasted" is only taking a shot of goose and sipping on the same beer all night taking pics with it. it's not any of my business but dam, it's so annoying!
NIC_R00LZ 0
i didn't do shit except stuff my face with candy that i asked my dad to buy. FML. but at least i told people i have no life. :P
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
AND NOW, in the spirit of my gothy douchebag magician costume this year, Imma mind freak ALL y'all, 'specially thyaftermath. What if her friends are all ONLINE friends, and she HAS lied to them all about being cool, and therefore HAS to keep up the act? BOOM, bitches. YOU'VE BEEN MINDFREAKED.
Prawn_fml 2
You know, if you swallowed your stupid pride and told them you don't have any plans, perhaps one of them would invite you along to some party. And if those friends of yours aren't the sort that go to parties, they wouldn't be impressed by your ability to find a party that'll have you.
purple91 8
You are a sad sad sad person.
PeachyKin 0
Why not tell the truth and hope someone invites you to go do something?
thefmlmo 2
you're a really sad person
ti3n_t 0
It's called don't log onto msn. Silly slutbag.
Mirm83 0
I almost never ask somebody what they are doing tonight unless I either have a suggestion, or I am looking for somebody to tag along with... You probably screwed yourself out of a fun night, because of a little insecurity.