twinkygaymer
Obey!
Today, I got screamed at by a girl because I said I didn’t want to go on a date with her. I’m a gay man. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Leroy
Australia
Insanity
Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML
ThirdWheelHell
Farmville, United States
Today, I had a date with a guy. We ran into our gay friend at the theater, who insisted on coming along. My date was pissed, but I couldn't turn our friend away. Afterwards, my date texted our friend, mad because he crashed the date. Turns out he isn't gay. And only crashed it because he likes me. FML
lonerboner
United States
Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML
DisneyGal
Wokescolds gonna wokescold
Today, I was screamed at by a girl, all because I wore a pride-themed Mickey Mouse shirt. Apparently, I’m supporting “hypocritical capitalist freaks” who profit off LGBT people, yet support anti-LGBT legislation. Also, she commented about my Starbucks drink, another “anti-LGBT company.” I can’t win. FML
apparentlybutch
Fort Wayne, United States
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Anonymous
United States
Wait, what?
Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML
Too manly
Stockton, United States
Today, as I was walking with my boyfriend, holding hands, a woman began screaming at us about how we "f*ggots" are "ruining America." I'm a girl. FML
whatiswrongwiththeworld
Tsk Tsk
Today, I was told off by a random woman who said that I should be ashamed of myself for dating such an older man. I was having dinner with my dad. FML
BtoTheRtoTheTTK
Winter Haven, United States
Holy stereotypes, mom!
Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML
imafunguy
United States
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Top comments
ojoRojo 27
Well it’s pretty rude of you not to change your sexual orientation for her. (Jk she’s an idiot)
RichardPencil 32
Really, she should pay. My custom is whoever does the inviting should be prepared to pay for the whole thing.
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Comments (7)
RichardPencil 32
Why can't you just go out with her and not have sex? You didn't need to humiliate her by rejecting her!
BurnInDemonFire 39
Eat out, but not eat out.
RichardPencil 32
Exactly! I've heard there are still some people who don't have sex on the first date (weirdos). Pretend to be one of those!
BurnInDemonFire 39
And make her pay her share. Gender equality and whatnot.
RichardPencil 32
Really, she should pay. My custom is whoever does the inviting should be prepared to pay for the whole thing.
Marcella1016 32
That’s what she said.
Nailah Butler 4
Because being gay is not just about sex. If she is asking for a date she is romantically interested and he is not. Even as a straight person no one has an obligation to go out just to make the other person feel good. It leads them on and waste time.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Why can't you be more like Drax, Nailah? Stop letting things go over your head. If you're not a fan of the MCU, try this one: r/woosh.
alex_jaguara 33
Wa she yelling "Please don't gay"?
ojoRojo 27
Well it’s pretty rude of you not to change your sexual orientation for her. (Jk she’s an idiot)
TorreyTurner 3
I wish I had your problems
Jillian Cosby-Kelly 15
these ******* people. there actually are men out there who would be happy to have her, yet she's throwing herself at someone who is unavailable.
Win 9
Here’s the thing. Even if you weren’t gay, you don’t need to say “yes”. No means no.