Obey!

By twinkygaymer - 27/06/2020 02:02

Today, I got screamed at by a girl because I said I didn’t want to go on a date with her. I’m a gay man. FML
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ojoRojo 27

Well it’s pretty rude of you not to change your sexual orientation for her. (Jk she’s an idiot)

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RichardPencil 30
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Really, she should pay. My custom is whoever does the inviting should be prepared to pay for the whole thing.

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RichardPencil 30
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Why can't you just go out with her and not have sex? You didn't need to humiliate her by rejecting her!

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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Eat out, but not eat out.

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RichardPencil 30
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Exactly! I've heard there are still some people who don't have sex on the first date (weirdos). Pretend to be one of those!

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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And make her pay her share. Gender equality and whatnot.

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RichardPencil 30
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Really, she should pay. My custom is whoever does the inviting should be prepared to pay for the whole thing.

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Marcella1016 31

That’s what she said.

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Nailah Butler 4
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Because being gay is not just about sex. If she is asking for a date she is romantically interested and he is not. Even as a straight person no one has an obligation to go out just to make the other person feel good. It leads them on and waste time.

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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Why can't you be more like Drax, Nailah? Stop letting things go over your head. If you're not a fan of the MCU, try this one: r/woosh.

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alex_jaguara 31
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Wa she yelling "Please don't gay"?

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ojoRojo 27

Well it’s pretty rude of you not to change your sexual orientation for her. (Jk she’s an idiot)

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TorreyTurner 3

I wish I had your problems

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Jillian Cosby-Kelly 15

these fucking people. there actually are men out there who would be happy to have her, yet she's throwing herself at someone who is unavailable.

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Win 9

Here’s the thing. Even if you weren’t gay, you don’t need to say “yes”. No means no.

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