And maybe bathe the cat for goodness' sake.

That's to be expected when you take in an abandoned cat. I work at an animal shelter. Not once did a cat come in with no fleas. Just bath him in vinegar (that will kill the live ones) and then put on some flea treatment to kill the eggs. Other wise you'll just have more in a couple days.

It's only for the night

Ouch, obviously that nursery rhyme isn't as common as I thought. Well, maybe you can swallow the fleas as a prequel to a spider. Unfortunately, it'll all escalate rather quickly and, well, you'll end up choking down a horse and dying. I'll leave it to you to decide what part of the horse.

Good save

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly...

Strange animals? A cat is not a strange animal, quite common if you ask me. Hence all the cats you always see everywhere, and all the people hoarding them...

I think she meant "strange" as unfamiliar animals. Like new pets

I absolutely agree. It's nice to take in strays from the streets, but you have to be prepared for the mess that they'll bring with them.

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It didn't play when I clicked on it. I think your joke(?) is broken

hahaha!