That sucks, sorry mate. Have a better day yeah?

Were they good enough to be sucked?

^wth

He wanted teh bewbs

OP, I'm sure they aren't THAT bad. Besides, a man wont care what they're like, he will just be happy to have some boobs to play with.

Simon Cowell's replacement has been found!

Should have told him to admire them since he will have to pay someone in the future to see some

R u Australian?

*You* suck.

maybe he was just saying that it was disappointing that you didn't get to finish. that or he's a perv.

The kid in question could be a female. OP doesn't specify.

SATs win again.
(who can solve that acronym?)

Super Annoying Tops?

Try again!

Small a** tits?

I think 18 got it lol that was gonna be my guess

Silly Ant-eating Trees?

Sure about that? See, all the symbols are there so as to say all that she accidentally totally showed all the seated audience tits, sad and tiny.

Saggy Aunt Titties?

Saggy ass tits!

Secret anus ticklers?

Soggy ass taters? Thats definatly it. Afterall everyone hates when their tater tots get soggy

Staring at tits?

I got it! Slick ass tires!

#34 - Wow. Just wow.

Super awesome tits?

Sexually Awakened Teens

mosquito bites don't count unfortunately!

lol that's so mean.

False. Even "mosquito bite" breasted women have mammory gland potential. So, they indeed count.

Wow. You're so clever, you could be DocBastards sister.

I hope that didn't come off as sarcasm.

No shit.

If that isn't sarcasm, thanks. Somehow I think it is, so in that case, someone had to explain it.

Oh, I retract my comment then. The first time I read it for some reason it skipped the "I hope that doesn't come off as sarcasm"

My mosquito bites count :( *stares sadly at my chest*

101- *Pats the sad panda on the shoulder*
Yes, small breasts very much count. But you know what's more attractive than lots of breast on a woman? Lots of confidence!
Chin up, girl! You didn't get short-changed, you just didn't need more to be as sexy as you want to be! ;)
Cheers!

They'll grow. Even if you are like 19, they'll still grow. Just wait until you have kids.

Isn't 6 referring to another fml?

That was probably his first boob experience... and OP ruined it for him.... will no body think about the CHILDREN!?! They need to see big ones like the ones on the internet....

BBW porn ruining your appreciation for petite women?

It could have been worse. Maybe.

I give those titties two thumbs down.

Or should I say the little boy gave those titties a two thumbs down.

haha, I think you were trying to quote Dave chappelle. in which case it is "4 thumbs down" (:

Haha ya but I haven't seen that episode in a long time.

Your a douch

Could have been talking about your performance?

Seriously doubt it.

12- you, dear sir, have no idea what kind of shitstorm you have just brought upon yourself. *gets popcorn out and waits*