Today, while I was on stage dancing for a competition dress rehearsal, my top fell off, exposing my breasts. I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it. That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML
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Today, I was a host during kids' event. I did my job and started to do some funny moves to entertain the kids. I was wearing a top with a really low cut. Then noticed that all the children were pointing at me happily and adults looked surprised. Then I noticed that both my boobs had popped out. FML
Today, I had one of my biggest dance shows ever. After months of practice I had finally gotten the lead position. When I entered the stage and raised my arms my straps fell down and I flashed an audience of 5000. FML
Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML
Today, I gave a speech at a charity event in part to help with my shyness. Nobody told me I was standing on top of an air vent. It went on. My skirt flew up, revealing my underwear to 90 people. Nobody remembers the content of my speech. FML
Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML
Today, in dance class we did a choreography where we wear two shirts and take one off in one quick motion. After I took mine off, the audience goes "aaah". Then I realize that I had taken both my shirts off as stood there with only my bra on. I was being videotaped. FML
Today, I was testing for figure skating. I was wearing a brand new custom dress that was a halter top. On my first move, I tripped and fell flat on my face. Immediately after retaking the move, my dress snapped open, exposing myself to the judges. FML
Today, I tripped and fell, and didn’t realize my tank top strap broke. I walked around with my boob out for a solid 3 minutes in PUBLIC until my friend ran up behind me and yanked my tank top back up. He found it funny, and apparently everyone else got a great view. Talk about embarrassing. FML
Today, I was at a wedding and I reluctantly joined the dance floor. As soon as I started dancing, I felt my trousers rip. Trying to save face, I kept dancing, hoping no one would notice. A few minutes later, I realized my silk boxer shorts were completely visible to the entire party. FML
Today, I performed for the first time at someone's wedding. When the music started, I heard a click. Slowly, I felt my strapless bra drop lower and lower due to my non-existent breasts. The hook on my bra had broken at that very moment on stage. FML
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Top comments
Mikeskinner 7
That sucks, sorry mate. Have a better day yeah?
insertnameherr 11
maybe he was just saying that it was disappointing that you didn't get to finish. that or he's a perv.
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Comments (164)
Mikeskinner 7
That sucks, sorry mate. Have a better day yeah?
PrimeEvilTahir 24
Were they good enough to be sucked?
ugwmii 0
^wth
NathanAtWar 4
He wanted teh bewbs
Drigr 9
OP, I'm sure they aren't THAT bad. Besides, a man wont care what they're like, he will just be happy to have some boobs to play with.
RaggleFrock 13
Simon Cowell's replacement has been found!
tjv3 10
Should have told him to admire them since he will have to pay someone in the future to see some
gracevet88 0
R u Australian?
LavenderLunacy14 7
*You* suck.
insertnameherr 11
maybe he was just saying that it was disappointing that you didn't get to finish. that or he's a perv.
Takuya272727 16
The kid in question could be a female. OP doesn't specify.
Acaprice14 9
SATs win again. (who can solve that acronym?)
AbbyAbyss 5
Super Annoying Tops?
Acaprice14 9
Try again!
Sarah_moustache 9
Small a** ****?
fenixtorador1 11
I think 18 got it lol that was gonna be my guess
GothicAngel17 24
Silly Ant-eating Trees?
OAAS 0
Sure about that? See, all the symbols are there so as to say all that she accidentally totally showed all the seated audience ****, sad and tiny.
zakkyzebra 11
Saggy Aunt *******?
mvems 13
Saggy ass ****!
skoob1 12
Secret anus ticklers?
lukep135 6
Soggy ass taters? Thats definatly it. Afterall everyone hates when their tater tots get soggy
aaghmylife 9
Staring at ****?
shoopd 19
I got it! Slick ass tires!
s_enderw 0
#34 - Wow. Just wow.
Grouse 5
Super awesome ****?
jackthekeeper 24
Sexually Awakened Teens
torbey 23
mosquito bites don't count unfortunately!
miyaviichan 27
lol that's so mean.
NoReservations 9
False. Even "mosquito bite" breasted women have mammory gland potential. So, they indeed count.
mishaparis 7
Wow. You're so clever, you could be DocBastards sister. I hope that didn't come off as sarcasm. No shit.
NoReservations 9
If that isn't sarcasm, thanks. Somehow I think it is, so in that case, someone had to explain it.
NoReservations 9
Oh, I retract my comment then. The first time I read it for some reason it skipped the "I hope that doesn't come off as sarcasm"
bunniex1 11
My mosquito bites count :( *stares sadly at my chest*
Dracoboxer357 36
101- *Pats the sad panda on the shoulder* Yes, small breasts very much count. But you know what's more attractive than lots of breast on a woman? Lots of confidence! Chin up, girl! You didn't get short-changed, you just didn't need more to be as sexy as you want to be! ;) Cheers!
littlecuntcats 6
They'll grow. Even if you are like 19, they'll still grow. Just wait until you have kids.
pokefan813 16
Isn't 6 referring to another fml?
PrimeEvilTahir 24
That was probably his first boob experience... and OP ruined it for him.... will no body think about the CHILDREN!?! They need to see big ones like the ones on the internet....
TheDrifter 24
BBW **** ruining your appreciation for petite women?
randomthing 22
It could have been worse. Maybe.
ICastillo 25
I give those ******* two thumbs down.
ICastillo 25
Or should I say the little boy gave those ******* a two thumbs down.
mazio09210517 5
haha, I think you were trying to quote Dave chappelle. in which case it is "4 thumbs down" (:
ICastillo 25
Haha ya but I haven't seen that episode in a long time.
Seannyboy27 1
Your a douch
GothicAngel17 24
Could have been talking about your performance?
greenie213 23
Seriously doubt it.
GothicAngel17 24
12- you, dear sir, have no idea what kind of shitstorm you have just brought upon yourself. *gets popcorn out and waits*