By StopMe - 20/5/2019 12:00

What are you doing?

Today, I went to a hobby lobby with the director of the play my daughter is in. He leaned in to grab a bottle of blue paint, and I mistook it for a hug. When he looked perplexed, I hugged him again, this time jumping in celebration of finding the blue paint. FML

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By Hempseed | 22

#7804568 - Monday 20 May 2019 19:28

Where did OP even mention a boyfriend or husband?

By evilplatypus | 38

#7804535 - Monday 20 May 2019 16:52

I hug everyone (that enjoys hugs) and my other half has never given a flying f.

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By Zekfen | 17

#7804510 - Monday 20 May 2019 13:40

Do you make a habit of hugging people? How does your husband/boyfriend feel about this?

That must have been really hard on the director.

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evilplatypus | 38

#7804535 - Monday 20 May 2019 16:52

I hug everyone (that enjoys hugs) and my other half has never given a flying f.

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Hempseed | 22

#7804568 - Monday 20 May 2019 19:28

Where did OP even mention a boyfriend or husband?

By RichardPencil | 27

#7804532 - Monday 20 May 2019 16:47

And your daughter went from assistant property manager to the leading role.

Slutty stage mom, FTW!

By weeping_willow | 23

#7804654 - Tuesday 21 May 2019 5:03

My question is, did he jump too?