Geek: Rage Quit

Rage Quit

By Redsnation - 08/08/2017 05:02

Today, my older brother said that if he beat me in a game of NBA 2k17, he would get to keep my PS4. I beat him so badly that he got angry and destroyed my PlayStation. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 767

You deserved it 515

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By vreenya - 08/04/2014 20:13 - Chile - Santiago

Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 600

You deserved it 4 035

By Anonymous - 26/10/2014 03:28 - United States - Salem

Today, my brother got upset at his video game and flung his DS at the wall, just as I was walking by. I got knocked out to the sound of someone crossing the finish line in MarioKart. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 190

You deserved it 2 874

By Damn You Fortnite - 17/08/2018 15:00

Today, I discovered that my little brother sold my PS2, 3 and 4 along with all of my games in exchange for credits to use in Fortnite. I've had some of that stuff since before he was born. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 136

You deserved it 186

By rachel - 10/08/2013 20:56 - Germany - K?ln

Today, my little brother told me to give him my phone so he could play a game on it. I said no, because I was taking a call from a friend at the time. He then walked over to the wall, headbutted it, burst into tears, then told my parents that I punched him. They believed him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 431

You deserved it 3 821

By I warned him - 19/12/2014 02:39 - United States - Marietta

Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 091

You deserved it 4 637

By MLGreco - 14/10/2011 16:11 - United States

Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 450

You deserved it 5 763

Little shit

By Rare female gamer loves Gears of War - 27/07/2022 14:00

Today, I refused to play with my brother because he always breaks my stuff. Mom brought him into my room to force us to play together. He tripped and spilled coke on my Xbox, which smoked then died. Mom just backed out of the room with him slowly, like, "I see what you mean, we'll leave you alone now." I hate him so much. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 121

You deserved it 138

By NaomiMadison - 30/07/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 091

You deserved it 3 137

By Anonymous - 31/07/2016 14:19

Today, I got punched in the face after I beat my stepbrother at Mario Kart. I didn't really get hurt, but he managed to break a finger. My stepmom blamed the whole thing on me, accusing me of being violent and a bad influence on her son. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 958

You deserved it 881

Dash!

By pokeOww - 13/09/2019 22:00

Today, my brother thought it'd be hilarious to tease a group of Pokémon players. They thought it'd be hilarious to beat both our asses. FML

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You deserved it 1 431

jjmeow 10

Tuesday 8 August 2017 6:38

Sounds to me like you're gonna be getting a brand new PS4 courtesy of your "older" brother.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 8 August 2017 5:13

Maybe you guys oughta go outside and play real basketball. No matter who wins, the loser will be too tired to throw a tantrum.

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 8 August 2017 5:13

Maybe you guys oughta go outside and play real basketball. No matter who wins, the loser will be too tired to throw a tantrum.

ArbiterOfFML 24

Tuesday 8 August 2017 21:35

not a bad idea

zainman13 26

Tuesday 8 August 2017 6:36

You destroyed him in a game and he destroyed your game. Literally. Fyl!

jjmeow 10

Tuesday 8 August 2017 6:38

Sounds to me like you're gonna be getting a brand new PS4 courtesy of your "older" brother.

MiracleKa 5

Tuesday 8 August 2017 10:54

Destroy your older brother.

blakid 10

Tuesday 8 August 2017 14:56

midnightangel981 8

Friday 11 August 2017 3:53

Sarcasm.

maharb01 17

Tuesday 8 August 2017 12:14

if its your ps4, not sure how he can just make a wager like that, unless you agreed. . .

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Tuesday 8 August 2017 13:45

lol. I mean sucks for you, but I'm sure you can convince him ti buy you another. If not I'm sure your parents can...

WeirdUS 29

Tuesday 8 August 2017 15:27

Why would you wager your video game console? Do you really have another three to $400 to throw around or do you think your parents do.

Leviathene 34

Tuesday 8 August 2017 15:55

Bottom line, you don't destroy another person's console. Your brother is a jerk, but the whole wager sounds fishy to me. If you didn't agree to the wager, why would you play him in the first place. Regardless of who won. Oh well, someone MUST have learned a lesson here... right??

Yummi_913 18

Tuesday 8 August 2017 18:01

I don't think you understand the wager. If he lost the game his bro would get to keep his console. If he won, his bro simply doesn't. That is all. Clearly he was sure of his skills and didn't think it was much of a gamble at all. You don't really make deals like that if you think there's a chance you'd lose (unless you're stupid or don't value the thing up for grabs). And clearly he won. End of wager. What happens afterwards is pure petty behavior. His brother throwing a tantrum like a disrespectful b*tch was not part of the wager. Him also destroying the "prize" that he didn't win (just so that OP couldn't keep it) was also not part of the wager. What happened shows his older brothers shitty personality. It says nothing bad about OP whatsoever.

Yummi_913 18

Tuesday 8 August 2017 18:03

My point is, there's nothing wrong with a simple wager. He just didn't have a worthy (or respectable) opponent.

jdizz16 16

Tuesday 8 August 2017 20:11

So you fouled him in real life right? I hope it was a nice, violent one.

LordMagus 9

Wednesday 9 August 2017 16:28

Years back when we were younger, my brother is four years older for reference, he threatened to drop a system of mine down an old well after losing a game. (We live on an old tobacco farm, lots of wells.) I calmly got our portable blow torch, lit it, and held his signed Jordan UNC jersey in the other hand. It was like watching someone about to be thrown into Hell beg not to be. Don't mess with little brothers who are also fire loving pyros with no desire to play games outside of the actual video game type.