The heart wants what it wants

By Anonymous - 03/12/2023 03:00

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Today, my strictly religious parents found my vibrator. I’m a man and when they found out I masturbate with a penis shaped vibe up my ass they went Catholic nuclear on me. I'm trying to ignore them but they have sent up camp in my living room and refuse to go home. FML
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SirEnigM0nk 22

That is messed up...you gotta get them out of your place as soon as you can. If this means invoking the cops, so be it. BTW- Catholic Nuclear sounds like an excellent name for a rock band.

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dreams2383 18

sounds like you are an adult with your own place. if they don't leave call the cops. they can think whatever they want but you are a grown man and can do whatever you want.

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SirEnigM0nk 22

That is messed up...you gotta get them out of your place as soon as you can. If this means invoking the cops, so be it. BTW- Catholic Nuclear sounds like an excellent name for a rock band.

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MidnaLink 33

The last line implies they live separately, also implying the parents snooped. I agree with the rock band thing.

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SirEnigM0nk 22

Thanks for the feedback. I edited my comment accordingly.

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dreams2383 18

sounds like you are an adult with your own place. if they don't leave call the cops. they can think whatever they want but you are a grown man and can do whatever you want.

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D J's MOM 17

how did they find it if you don't live at home? if they snooped through your private things in your own home then I would go nuclear on them.

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SylvarLorali 4

I'd be calling the police and having them removed. You are an adult and should be able to have your alone time as you see fit (within legal boundaries of course).

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