Ayanpatel95

About Ayanpatel95

Hmm lets see...I'm Indian by nationality as u can figure through my name... I really love to pull pranks on people... Usually laugh at every little thing, because whts a life where u haven't laughed, one of the reason why I use fml... Well if ya wanna know more message me.."thank you, come again" lol (of course tht would be with an Indian accent lol haha :P)

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Today, I sent a text message to this girl I've been flirting with for a while now saying "How about coffee?". To which she answered "Great idea, I'll go and make myself one right now". FML

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By Charly / Monday 5 January 2009 06:16 / France

Today, while at the store with my mom, we ran into the girl I recently confessed to being interested in. My mom decided to shout, "IS THAT HER?! IS THAT THE GIRL YOU LIKE?!" Embarrassed, I desperately told her to be quiet. She grounded me for being "rude" to her. FML

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By Anonymous - / Saturday 16 February 2013 00:39 / Italy - Milan

Today, I asked my mom what her biggest craving was when she was pregnant with me. Her answer: an abortion. FML

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By kk / Wednesday 9 January 2013 16:07 / United States

Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML

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By creeped out / Tuesday 12 June 2012 18:28 / United States - Smithtown

Today, my 14-year-old brother told me he needed help with something "very personal." Thinking he wanted girlfriend advice or something, I said, "Sure, no problem". He wanted me to shave his butt crack. FML

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By liquid_sasquatch / Tuesday 29 May 2012 22:40 / United States

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